Michael Allan Schneider

Oh btw Murderbot is AWESOME

The 7 train to Queens for the US Open.

The aquarium, where you'd let me know which of the fish would "make a good soup".

You taught me to play chess and backgammon.

35 years was a long time away from Yaya, I hope you're together now.

92 years. I'll miss you Papou. ❤️‍🔥🇬🇷

Absolutely perfect

This is the dopest thing I've ever seen lmfao

24 hours ago - Politics & Policy Scoop: Dems working on secret report found Gaza cost Harris votes

This economic idea transfixed Wall Street and Washington. It may be a mirage. Massive investment in AI contributed “basically zero” to U.S. economic growth last year, Goldman Sachs has calculated. Today at 5:00 a.m. EST

Love when the news starts to catch up to what everybody who isn't a spineless grifter has known for years

a cartoon character is standing in front of a fire . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a fire .

no 👹

WHY IS HE SO WET

das cool actually

It's all so upside down and backwards. There's no justice.

I had to look that up and yes. That's me

Chip patch just dropped and turned my ass into Sephiroth

Words can't properly express the depths of my sorrow.

Why would you add nasty fake "potato chip" flavor and olive oil into the most perfect bite of crunchy nothingness that has ever existed.

I hate this planet with the fire of a thousand hells.

as if the world couldn't get any worse. they ruined baked lays

Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel.

“The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

We make fun of elon but this is a clean win for him. Even after rebranding twitter as a goebbels computer with A.I. revenge porn journalists stayed on it frying their brains for retweets from jd vance and faulty sean spicer clones. Now they’re writing “Does AOC’s Brain Smell Different?”

dude they're nerfing your boss fight based on social media reactions. yeah your otherwise unique and challenging encounter is now pretty trivial and you have super exploitable weaknesses now just because genre newcomers didn't understand your fairly straightforward patterns

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

Thanks!

at first

you're in on the ground floor baby

From your lips to the Godhand's ears!

INT. METH LAB - bedroom - day A filthy trap house. Faint slices of sunlight cut through boarded up windows, mixing with the sickly light of a lava lamp; Everything is covered in garbage and beakers. We HEAR grimy lab equipment bubbling and someone moaning from several rooms away; pain or pleasure is unclear. PUSH DOWN AND IN ON THE CRACK OF THE DOOR, THEN THROUGH - Int. Meth lab - hallway - day We see a large yellow lab from behind, sitting in the middle of the hall and looking expectantly towards the source of the moaning. He is a good boy and he is being polite.

Welp, time to get to work

That's the best part! Since he's a dog we have the audience on our side if he never, ever dies.

Son of Meth Lab: Meth Cr4b

M3TH LAB: Third Crimes the Harm

Hear me out..

Meth Lab

Cocaine Bear pissed me off so bad. Unbelievable that you could take such a simple, stupid, awesome concept and somehow make it unwatchably lame.