Haggard Pedestrian

anyway, meal prep burrito

We often critique the US’s healthcare system from the angle of money (which is necessary), but you rarely hear about the trauma of seeking help, not receiving it and having to internalize watching yourself die slowly over months and years, and you can only beg louder in hopes help arrives

I’ve foregone visiting the ER when I felt I was having a medical emergency because I unfortunately learned they will not help if your emergency is chronic in nature.

I have been under constant medical attention for the past 5 years and all my body has done is get worse. ER is less than useless unless you’re suffering an acute problem. If you’re having a chronic emergency, ER docs are happy to let you die

I am unfortunately worried that I won’t live to see It Happen, so someone has to promise me that you’ll open and drink my When It Happens champagne if I don’t make it to then

everything is so exciting when your body stops functioning

alternate me

fake windows 95 dialog superimposed on a smaller win95 desktop: Scheduled Horse_ Moment.Exe Please stand by for a scheduled Horse Moment. You will now contemplate and reflect. This is a time of seriousness. You currently have scheduled Horse Moments turned on. You can not change this in settings.

a technology we can all be excited about

section head family on revit. the center line separating the detail and sheet indicators in the section bubble is actually not a line at all. Whoever made this section head instead put a textbox and filled it with underscores to make it look like a line. I’m going to hunt down whoever did this and flog them in the hallway of my office

when I tell you I’m hanging on by fibers of this thread…

what happened to all the Codys

on a mission to draw the world’s worst roofing details

there is no way that glorified gopher is keeping the winter prediction job on merits alone, release the list

if you think epstein’s list is damning, wait until you see Punxsutawney Phil’s list

east washington has to have the highest density of abandoned roadside onions

imagine paying several hundred thousand dollars for a sport car so you can drive the same speed as a honda civic

how do I get my name/number off these democrat-aligned organization mass-text lists who keep asking for my money

welcome to Funkytown. doors open on the left

resting realtor face

Fuck this I'm doing my taxes

it would be so crazy if these freaks went to bed instead of getting coked up and launching war in the middle of the night

citizenship of the community and the world were just as important requirements of the eagle rank as was citizenship of the country—one of many instances he will never understand!

it’s pretty clear that Kegsbreath, who was never a boy scout, has no clue what the purpose of the scouts is (or what it was when it was still called the boy scouts instead of scouting america)

protip: eat 60 multivitamin gummies at once and you’re covered for the rest of the month

Brian Heywood is pro-murder hornet

Brian “Puyallup by your bootstraps” Heywood

Brian “Global Warming Potential” Heywood

Brian Heywood crashed the Walla Walla ferry in 2023

Brian “Corolla-sized” Heywood

Brian Heywood misunderstands what hay fever is

Tickle-Me-Elmo does not want the ticklings of Brian Heywood