Damn. Thought it had been. And knew that wasn’t you laughing at a steak. Annoying.
07.03.2026 17:38
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Damn. Thought it had been. And knew that wasn’t you laughing at a steak. Annoying.
Completely.
Just got home after a birthday night out to watch the last few minutes of a Spurs loss.
Lovely.
#COYG
Work friends were brilliant and I finished early to get on the sauce and party at home, before going out tonight for cocktails and dinner. Perfect!
Thanks, Bunny!
Sipping on a cold fizz right now. ♥️
Cheers! 🥂
Thank you!! 🥰
Cheers, Bobby! 🥂
Cheers, Sam!
Hope you’re doing well, my lovely ♥️
My birthday treat from Bryan. 💫
(Courtesy of @mrweir.bsky.social )
Thanks, Rick! 😘
Winston Churchill waddling through the sea in a woman's bathing costume like a fat fucking walrus, his tiny penis and testicles in full revolting view, like 3 button mushrooms in a water balloon
let's face it, this guy is no Sir Keir Starmer
Cheers, Lou! 💃🏻
Hehehehe
Whilst I do enjoy my job, YES.
For the past 7 days I haven’t consumed sugar or carbs.
For the first 5 of those days I had a dull, constant headache.
Someone at work said it’s withdrawal symptoms from lack of sugar.
It was the 5 days I was at work.
🤔
Today I cleaned the house, met my mother at a garden centre with my kids and watched Arsenal beat Chelsea.
All immensely satisfying in their different ways.
Best day of my life.
Ordered one pack of these and the supermarket delivery brought me four.
#corporatecrime ✊🏻
#winning
Hiccups can be a sign of having done bad things too much too quickly.
I have hiccups.
Just told my mate that my brother wrote to Jim’ll Fix It asking to play table tennis with Desmond Dekker.
Then realised it was Desmond Douglas.
My brother got no reply anyway.
(Wish he had asked to play table tennis with Desmond Dekker but am mainly glad he didn’t go).
@mrweir.bsky.social is this an older sister that you’ve not told me about?
Me and the kids gripped by the curling final having no idea what’s going on.
#Curling
#WinterOlympics
😔
Finally.
And on his Birthday.
[an olympic skating pair finishes their routine]
me: wow that was amazing
the commentator: what a shame
#pamcakeday
I know it’s Robert Duvall but when I saw this I thought it was Tommy Cannon
Love how Matt Weston on #R4Today has just said ‘to succeed at Skeleton, you have to be good at sliding.’
#WinterOlympics
It’s Boxing Valentine’s Day.
Time to fry up all the leftover chocolates and flowers and slump in front of the tv.
Professional ice hockey pucks are made of licorice.
🇱🇻
#WinterOlympics
Got a Gold medal in the winter olympics for stabbing all of the burgeoning ice from my freezer with a sharp kitchen knife whilst wearing an oven mitt, in 2 minutes and 4 seconds. 🥇
#WinterOlympics
