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When you could end reality from your throne of primordial chaos, but you'd rather just take a nap and maybe eat some leaves later. Antifa cottagecore. She/her.

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First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 👍 2258 🔁 494 💬 5 📌 0
A black and white gif of a large parrot sitting on a nest with two fluffy dryer lint chicks. The one on the right is largely behaving, while the one on the left starts tucked below mum's chin but is struggling fiercely - hard enough to topple backwards and get stuck still half-trapped on its back, kicking and thrashing around. Eventually the mother parrot turns her head to finally take notice.

A black and white gif of a large parrot sitting on a nest with two fluffy dryer lint chicks. The one on the right is largely behaving, while the one on the left starts tucked below mum's chin but is struggling fiercely - hard enough to topple backwards and get stuck still half-trapped on its back, kicking and thrashing around. Eventually the mother parrot turns her head to finally take notice.

Rakiura's foster chicks on the livestream are starting to get super wriggly.

(www.youtube.com/live/BfGL7A2...)

06.03.2026 05:54 👍 162 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 3
New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills

New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills

New Preschool Doing Wonders For Mother’s Social Skills https://theonion.com/new-preschool-doing-wonders-for-mothers-social-skills/

06.03.2026 15:00 👍 707 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 4
Front cover of a souvenir pamphlet commemorating the opening of the Toronto Free Public Library on March 6, 1884 on the city's semi-centennial day. The old city coat of arms is above. Fonds 1205, Series 2721, File 13.

Front cover of a souvenir pamphlet commemorating the opening of the Toronto Free Public Library on March 6, 1884 on the city's semi-centennial day. The old city coat of arms is above. Fonds 1205, Series 2721, File 13.

On this day in 1884, Toronto Public Library officially opened its first Central Library in the old Mechanics' Institute building at Church and Adelaide Streets on the City's 50th anniversary of incorporation.

Card commemorating the opening of the Toronto Free Public Library, March 6, 1884.

06.03.2026 13:50 👍 18 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 2
2 photographs of a biography of Marty Feldman. One has googly eyes added but it looks virtually the same.

2 photographs of a biography of Marty Feldman. One has googly eyes added but it looks virtually the same.

Every time we see this Marty Feldman book it reminds us of that time we stuck googly eyes on it but all that happened was it looked even more like Marty Feldman. 👀

06.03.2026 12:49 👍 466 🔁 106 💬 8 📌 6

I am laughing crying at your ongoing discovery of Canadian weather. IDK what to tell you except it’s why we had to invent poutine.

06.03.2026 02:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 23:53 👍 25 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

EXCUSE ME WHAT.

@clairewillett.bsky.social Am I correct that this would be your jam?

06.03.2026 00:34 👍 111 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0

With International Women's Day memes beginning to appear, a reminder that Laurel Thatcher Ulrich's comment "Well-behaved women seldom make history" was intended as a criticism of historians, not well-behaved women

05.03.2026 17:27 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bipedalism is a shit show

05.03.2026 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really wishing Leonard Cohen's "The Future" didn't sound so prescient this morning.

05.03.2026 13:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands Global survey shows young men and boys hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m.... JFC, I'm so grateful I'm too old to ever want to date this generation.

05.03.2026 13:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fact about my life that sounds like a lie but isn’t: I shared my bedroom with a ~5,000 year old skeleton for a few weeks, once.

05.03.2026 01:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a bit staggered by this question. Don’t men largely own publishing, and aren’t male authors disproportionately recognized and awarded? I’m very algebra gif lady.

05.03.2026 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Commercial artist, railroader

05.03.2026 01:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy cow! Congratulations, that's amazing!

04.03.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mine does this, then bites me when I keep trying to do the thing I was already doing

04.03.2026 17:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once again I’m here to support the hot take of “let’s just stop killing anyone at all, or tearing them from their homes”

04.03.2026 12:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of my favourite poutines used mushroom gravy… but the curds are a question

04.03.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hello I love them

03.03.2026 19:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

However it goes, she’s been lucky to have you around.

03.03.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Books about jazz were blamed for making children depressed and causing suicide and brain rot ("lop-sided brains"), they wanted to ban children under 16 from reading them.

03.03.2026 17:16 👍 317 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 3
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1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

03.03.2026 17:13 👍 2390 🔁 862 💬 3 📌 148
A central “m” surrounded by:
From the desk of the DM
Alea iacta esto 
(I.e. “may the die be cast”)

A central “m” surrounded by: From the desk of the DM Alea iacta esto (I.e. “may the die be cast”)

Got this for spouse for his gaming books (translation in alt text):

03.03.2026 17:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good poutine is amazing and not easy to find. Cherish it.

03.03.2026 17:01 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The government and the violence?

02.03.2026 14:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t imagine. Thanks for explaining it.
I think leaving your home for moral reasons is a heroic thing to do, for the record.

02.03.2026 12:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The miracle limit has a silver lining, then?

02.03.2026 12:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pls ignore if you’d rather not answer- but I don’t entirely get why one would feel guilt about not being complicit, as you say? Just a new twist of the human experience, to me.

02.03.2026 12:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh nooooo 😖. What a great series and what a bloody awful episode

02.03.2026 01:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0