Front cover of a book called ‘Tattooed Mountain Women And Spoon Boxes Of Daghestan’.
If you have young kids and can't really be arsed with a costume for #WorldBookDay, just scribble on their arms in biro and tell them they're going as this.
PSA: They're showing that theatre adaptation of Dr. Strangelove with Steve Coogan on Sky Arts this coming Wednesday at 9pm. www.whatsonstage.com/news/dr-stra...
"pose for a stock photo, it's 50 quid to just hang out with your mates"
Sad to see so many shops and bars closing down in Birmingham city centre, but thankfully gaining several new establishments providing emergency access to Walkers MAX Punchy Paprika, a rare commodity only previously available in every shop in the UK
Andrew leaving police station
How your email finds me
Tuesday.
100%
I’ve just seen this video and I’m convinced he actually shouts “Fuck Off!” in a cockney accent.
Oh great Peaky Blinders is coming back.
Good news for all the lads who base their personality around a hat.
Watching the new episode of the Harry Hill Show video podcast on YouTube. Ed Gamble’s over-the-top laughing doesn’t get any less nauseating, does it? Jesus.
So stoked for the #SuperbowlHalftime
Screenshot of some bloke talking to 2 women in a club, and someone has written “Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels *crylaugh emoji* Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?”
A further comment from the same person saying “your genetic dead end is only gonna LMS, F/ ABB your truecel hopium is brutal must be a Becky manlit.”
Just woke up, saw this and thought I’d had a stroke.
Enshittification everywhere
I still like what they called ‘Die Hard With A Vengeance’ in Denmark.
Headline saying “Shellshocked: Hospital evacuated after doctors find unexploded WW1 bomb lodged in man's rectum.”
Roses are red,
The sun will affect ‘em,
Attention Firefox users!
Starting with the next rollout, Firefox is adding a "disable all generative AI features" button.
www.findarticles.com/firefox-will...
Just watching ‘Things You Should Have Done’. God, there are some great lines in it.
Picture of a bottle of Coco Pops bubble bath which exists for some reason.
How lovely. Like a bath full of frothy explosive diarrhoea.
LOOKS LEGIT
Just once, they should do one of those cutaway shots to the people they’re potentially going to murder and they’re just sat on the toilet. #TheTraitors
*boots up Ask Jeeves for more information*
Marks & Spencer what the fuck are you doing?
Virtual recreations of classic Roland drum machines that you can play in your browser.
roland50.studio
I always read these as “defecated”.
News headline saying “Nigel Farage pulls out of BBC Laura Kuenssberg”
What a revolting mental image.
