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A Danhausen curse leading to Penta getting his first title in WWE makes me smile inside. Feels right. #Wrestlesky

Comedy wrestling is not only hilarious and entertaining as hell, but also super important and NECESSARY.

This is a hill I'm willing to die on. #Wrestlesky

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To anyone hating on Danhausen in WWE... WHY?! Let him cook! He's endlessly entertaining! (Or get cursed. That's cool, too.) #Wrestlesky

Budtender thought I was a fellow college kid. I literally tipped that man all the rest of the cash in my wallet. 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes working in news is so damn funny without trying to be at all.

SO. FUCKIN'. STOKED.

Of all the Collective shows we're seeing that week, EFFY's BGB is already looking to be a highlight. #WrestleSky

I need an artist who wants a job…

**I’d like to work with somebody that I haven’t worked with before and the effort of discovering new artists and giving a lot of people opportunities absolutely no slight to the amazing artist I’ve teamed up with in the past💋

Our party just made the DM say, "Wow. That was supposed to be a potentially party-wiping encounter." That's a win, for sure. LOL

Dude, Dinty Moore and a piece or two of buttered toast here. Damnit, might have to pick some up tomorrow. 🤤

Y'all. That unified trio kit DRIPS. #JetsetRodeo #Wrestlesky

There're friends, and then there're "shower you with gifts the second you walk in the door" friends.

@mynameisgraham.bsky.social is THEE homie, and now I have both Swerve and Danhausen's autographs!!! #Wrestlesky

Love getting called during the busiest part of my day to be chewed out for 20 minutes because I'm "helping in the destruction of America."

Buddy, trust me, I don't need the reminder.

As much as I dislike the Fed, gotDAMN can their stage crew build some astonishing sets. #WrestleSky

Brought a tear to my eye to see the sheer number of school kids protesting today. And the ones we spoke with were all so well-informed!

The kids might just be alright.

When I die, mix my ashes into a vat of Olive Garden Zuppa Toscana and serve that ish at my funeral.

Tusky, the Utah Mammoth mascot, strikes a pose at center ice at Delta Arena in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Utah Mammoth games are a fun time, y'all. #TusksUp

The pink cowboy hat always is the dead giveaway. Haha.

Finally catching up on Maximum Carnage... and is that @andy.wrestlejoy.com and @amy.wrestlejoy.com I spy right at the very beginning?! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 #WrestleSky #AEW

So Dynamite was basically a masterpiece. #AEW #WrestleSky

Our party's bard just jumped on top of a Beholder, grabbed two of its eyestalks and tried controlling it like Ratatouille, then promptly got hit with a ray and fell asleep.

You can't tell me TTRPGs aren't the absolute best. 😂

AEW wrestler Willow Nightingale, sitting on the mat, looks down in her lap at her newly-won TBS Championship belt shortly after her match with Mercedes Moné.

I literally love where every single title has landed at this point. No notes. #AEW #WrestleSky

REAL TALK, THO

Also, yes it *is* slow enough to catch up on Dynamite on 34th Street during work. A true Xmas miracle! #AEW #WrestleSky

In case anyone was curious how many people it takes to run a newsroom on Christmas... two. It's two. (At least it is here, haha.)

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Terrific Toyotathon to you all!

Purdy's last pick cost me a spot in the championship. Booooooooooooooo! #FantasyFootball

In the semifinals in all three of my leagues, and of course I will be traveling all day tomorrow. Not anxiety-inducing or anything. 😂 #FantasyFootball

Hardest working man in @mysterywrestling.bsky.social! #HESDEFINITELYALIVE #WrestleSky

LITERALLY the best booking pitch I've heard in a minute. Like, it NEEDS to happen. 🤣

You know, some days I sit and think about how absolutely wild it is that we've built a society where we don't provide a place for people to even sleep at night without having to pay for it, and that we've somehow made it seem like that's normal.