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@thedazzlingone

Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo ✶✶✶✶

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07.03.2026 04:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

C R Y I N G

07.03.2026 03:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 02:38 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Entirely possible I heard about it and then forgot because my brain was trying to protect me from psychic damage and it didn’t WORK

07.03.2026 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because it’s an INSANE concept!!!!!!

07.03.2026 02:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely not.

07.03.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gonna yell for other reasons smh

07.03.2026 01:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Everyone needs a paycheck I guess. Succession and Stranger Things ain’t coming back.

07.03.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With Passion of the CHRIST????

07.03.2026 01:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my god

07.03.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And I was shook because it’s a lot of big names in it? Seth Rogan for sure. A stranger things kid. Roman Roy. Haymitch Abernathy. Shut the fuck up Donnie. Cruella De Vil from the 90s! It looks direct to video but the voices are known actors smh??!

07.03.2026 01:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like I read this for love of the game so I didn’t understand that it was a repudiation of Stalinism or whatever but even I could tell it wasn’t like a cute animal story? I know a cute animal story! I love Redwall and American Tail and Mrs Frisby and charlottes web!!!!

07.03.2026 01:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Scared to know what that is but I’m gonna ask anyway

07.03.2026 01:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Animal Farm | Andy Serkis | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
Animal Farm | Andy Serkis | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel YouTube video by Angel

Disrespectfully what the fuck youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...

07.03.2026 01:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So I’m fooling her out on YouTube and I realize there’s a trailer for a new animal farm that looks like cutesy? You know, the traumatic ass Orwell book where they let the horse work itself to death and the pigs are indistinguishable from humans at the end?????

07.03.2026 01:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1
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Star Trek: TNG: LeVar Burton Calls La Forge's Lack Of A Love Life 'Lazy' Writing - Looper In "Star Trek: The Next Generation," Geordie La Forge lacked a love life, and LeVar Burton took issue with this, crediting this flaw to lazy writing.

www.looper.com/1237461/star...

06.03.2026 21:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If we had a nickel every time an engineer did something creepy on tng, we'd have so many nickels and 3 people responsible. (Barclay/Data/Geordi)

06.03.2026 20:28 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

It was offensive!!! Levar Burton complained about it tbh

06.03.2026 21:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The dangers of AI were still around in the 24th and a half century!!!!!

06.03.2026 21:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the fact they didn't let this man get laid and when he did they had him looking SUPER DUPER creepy...will be talking about this a lot in my aforementioned star trek and caftan based cult.

06.03.2026 20:22 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 2
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SHOHEI OHTANI GRAND SLAM

06.03.2026 10:35 👍 234 🔁 39 💬 4 📌 41

now wait a minute lol

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

she don't even need his lil wack promotion!!!!! she's got her own SUPER POPULAR website. Help me!!!!!!

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is me and #ashleyjr's song, I don't care who sings it www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5I...

06.03.2026 17:28 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Good morning! You are loved and unique in all the world. Your flaws are part of your beauty. You do not require optimization. You deserve rest and people who understand you when things are hard. Also it is Friday!

06.03.2026 12:40 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Honest Trailers teamed up with Pitch Meeting for this bad motherfucker

youtu.be/6xKvW9xma4U?...

06.03.2026 03:38 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

05.03.2026 20:58 👍 1175 🔁 252 💬 60 📌 100

Nothing beats a Fuck Jet holiday, is this anything

06.03.2026 02:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Okay this made me cry

06.03.2026 02:39 👍 203 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 3

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06.03.2026 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0