kels 💖

oopsie, accidentally experienced a thought

i love reading books!!!! i am literate!!!!!

i was built for a lavender marriage

does anyone want to give me $7000 for invisalign please

its soooo crazy that im the most hideous hag on earth until i wash and style my hair, after which i become a character i call “mrs beautiful”

i’m still waiting for an even darker mode because why is my almost completely black screen still blinding me at night

that’s what they want you to think, i’ll beat capitalism by running this thing with me to my grave

him boobie

"The Chinese government will have your information."
Oh no, what are they gonna do? Spy on me without a warrant? Use my location data to charge me for paying for an abortion? Bring racketeering charges against me for protesting a facility where cops train to shoot civilians? Sounds scary.

unfortunately you can have one or none

the world if landlords would do their job and keep properties clean, livable, and affordable for their community

99 followers but i’m just one bitch or however it goes

how does one make 1000 more dollars per month without waiting tables or selling bodily fluids

i love opening all my apps before bed

the way i asked for bot followers and they really came through today 🙏 god is good

where are *my* beautiful bot followers 😔 smh

i have to be on here to keep the reasonably chill to fucking dork ratio up, it’s my duty as an american

Leslie Pardew, 1988

Time to enjoy my dumb assed dreams

roller skating goes hard as hell

has to superglue my pop socket to my broken two-month-old phone case, this is what capitalism is all about

being a single lesbian is like being lost at sea

need an even darker mode where my phone just starts killing people

omg my girl is famous

i can’t write anything on my apple keyboard anymore. the buttons are weird and assume what i’m trying to say because of woke

you’ve heard of tiny desk,
now get ready for comically large desk that makes the band look like ants

space adventure in the distant future which also includes dragons

ghost probe series was fun and not too focused on a romantic storyline.

black cat wedging himself under my laptop

this is my stanley as well, do you think they’re related?

too much mac n cheese: a christmas story