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THEY bombed.

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like we’ve been here before:

06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOpen the Epstein files, CLAUDE”.

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Props to @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social for this excellent post.

06.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me.

06.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking Corey Lewandowski is definitely a Niche.

06.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds slightly better than grok on ketamine.

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe all AI will Epstein itself.

06.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly Dave the Democratic Party hasn’t perfected unicorn hunting.

05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the short film that inspired Gilliam’s 12 Monkeys. It’s an unorthodox format (B&W still images with narration) but absolutely brilliant.

02.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

La JetΓ©e, 1963 by Chris Marker

01.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that they would allow bar mitzvahs at Mar a Lago was the giveaway.

01.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they didn’t have them before they surely will build them now.

01.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

with one caveat: Impeachment.

28.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what a pathetic response. you should resign immediately.

28.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

impeach the motherfucker.

28.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bet they spent more time deliberating over the name Epic Fury than they did on going to war.

28.02.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure why you think they will fail.

They *might* be proven wrong by the courts, but that will be long after the damage is already done.

27.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deeply unsatisfying.

27.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s only Genocide if it comes from the Bavarian region of Germany.

Otherwise it’s just sparkling war crimes against civilians.

26.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I would have led with Child Rapist, but that’s just me.

25.02.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s OK to just walk away from this one.

25.02.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We appreciate you compassion and empathy. Now adopt me.

25.02.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would pay my life savings to watch him get checked on an actual rink with the Canadian team. 🫠

25.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I share your dream that Schumer and Jeffries are ousted.

25.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0