Tom

We are finally, definitely, back.*

Good weather when you really need it is karma granted.

God bless let's go

I'm not gonna enjoy this but - make sure you do

when behind enemy lines 🪖🇾🇪

📍 Southport

LIV Hong Kong this week must be crazy, people only just arriving and tournament starts tomorrow.

Caddies would ideally be there Sunday for Monday course walk, then player meet and practice round Tuesday.

Amateur equivalent of pulling up in the car park ten minutes before a Saturday morning medal.

I've always happily assumed that people who hate wind turbines are cunts.

✅

Just like that, now we're through February...

Saying a prayer for the influencers.

Cracked a rotten egg yesterday for the first time and, let me tell you, I'm off eggs for a while.

Not the biggest Lowry fan tbh

“We cannot say that the United States’ actions are against international law, but we condemn Iran’s retaliatory actions as against international law,” is neither a coherent nor a compelling position.

Goal difference.

Rules are rules!

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

Had a bad haircut yesterday from the same person how is this possible

Fizz and fish and chips.

Up the greens.

The start, hopefully 💚

It's Not All About The Money The reason behind the stella field at this week's SA Open.

open.substack.com/pub/thesecrettourcaddy/p/its-not-all-about-the-money

Got a bead on now, Andy.

*checks stats*

Birdie! The second of b2b birds.

My short game, putting especially, gets me out of a lot of trouble, and compensates for a swing only a mother could truly love.

A four part story.

Fuckwits and failures all the way down. Beyond depressing that a chunk of the country looks up to this fucking pond life.

The reporting of this did the rounds a week or so ago but I think it’s nice to hear it from the horse’s mouth if you will. What a great and warm thing for him to have done. I hope people who might not have ever considered the importance of learning about others take something from it.

We are so back 🌤️

Spring is coming, hold tight.

The Anthony Kim redemption arc story from his win in Australia this weekend, which you probably missed, is a beautiful one.

And he's some player.

But this is more than golf - as ever, with sport.

Watch if you need a lift today.

"You wait and you work until the wind is at your back."

Nice one, Collin.

Nottingham. Few lads from work in Staffordshire want to play so may do that soon.