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Yep, wouldn’t be averse to that

Accumulation used to work across competitions but they stopped it because players were tactically taking their 5th yellow in order to miss a cup game

Were wolves ever in real danger? Genuinely can’t remember

Not seen it for a few years but it really does feel like West Ham are doing that thing where one of the relegation candidates turns in European-level performances for a stretch

Look on the bright side Spurs fans

You’ll probably be able to sing ‘Champions of England’ next May.

No fucking way he actually used the word ‘asterisk’

Important to lead with the headline that Arsenal are the ‘villains of the title race’ and would be ‘unpopular champions’ as they go up against the team charged with 115+ counts of cheating to gain an unfair competitive advantage over the other premier league teams.

Ironically they’ve done as much damage to City this season as anyone

They know what they’re doing. Everything is geared towards influencing

Just inject it into my veins. Directly in.

Enormous

Long way to go.

Calafiori is excellent CB depth tbh

He will bring wolves back up and probably do OK

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Really? If it’s ‘very simple’ a 300 word Bluesky post should be more than enough

Attacker stands in front of the keeper in the 6 yard box and doesn’t move. Blocking, or existing?

Defender or keeper comes over and muscles him out the way. Penalty?

How do you reconcile teams ‘blocking’ with a footballer’s right to exist on a football pitch?

Call it a ‘non open-play goal’ if you like

You’d know all about deliberately cheating being a Chelsea fan

I would say top of the open play GD and xGD, and top of the overall GD and xGD is title-winning fine

Probably 😂 but history has shown us that teams will do whatever they can within the rules to get an edge. Look at City’s rotational tactical fouling they’ve got away with for years for example.

Yep - people don’t realise what they’re asking for

You can’t stop what we’re doing unless you completely nerf set pieces by e.g having a completely different physical threshold for attacking vs defending

Yep, they should do that. And then you can’t defend set pieces in the same way - what do you think happens next?

This feels like something which sounds good in theory but would be a horrendous shit show in practice

I think City’s decade-old “innovation” with tactical fouling has been far more ruinous to the enjoyment of watching football than us being good at set pieces.

I don’t recall the rules book-changing outcry we have gotten over something actually against the rules/spirit of the game.

It’s weird.

You are going to get games that suck ass regardless unfortunately - they just turn into 0-0 games instead.

Counterpoint - Villa are actually shite and have been riding the wave all season to this point

Two isn’t it!

He was ‘walking by the studio’ and they pulled him in 🙄