Parttimedogfish

Cutlery.
Stablery.
Scooplery.

My camera apparently has pareidolia

I felt the same about 1A. The first time I found it I saw what to do, did the inputs, and.... nothing.
Tried again, nothing.
Started looking for alternative solutions, ended up looking at a guide and seeing that what I was doing was correct, but I was getting an angle slightly wrong on the stick

Sleep not found

The most powerful demisexuals are known as gravijasexual

I've checked against my RSPB bird identification shirt, and they're all birds, so at least they've got that part right

Oh shit! Hope it's not too bad a job to fix!

"when I ordered the Vesuvius pizza I meant the spicy one, not the one buried in lava"

Esme turned, and a billion figures turned with her.
“When can I get out?”
WHEN YOU FIND THE ONE THAT’S REAL.
“Is this a trick question?”
NO.
Granny looked down at herself.
“This one,” she said.

Granny Weatherwax looked out at the multi-layered, silvery world.
“Where am I?”
INSIDE THE MIRROR.
“Am I dead?”
THE ANSWER TO THAT, said Death, IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN NO AND YES.

I've never seen it, but Disco Droid sounds like it would be the best character pretty much anywhere

Puddle Discussion Hour is the one show we never miss in this household!

A hell of an achievement! Congrats!

Needs a white streak in your hair à la rogue from x-men to be fully coordinated with your outfit though

I'm gonna marry him then divorce him for Emily

STARDEW VALLEY

Happy 10th birthday to this lovely game

Pause your life for a moment and google Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks wrestling matches. What the actual fuck? Two morbidly obese men, slamming their bellies into each other. This was sport in the 1970s and 80s. These were athletes. I was there. It seemed perfectly normal.

What?

It security guy trying to determine which pc is connected to a certain screen

Me, in a moment of genius: *right click on dvd drive, eject*
"It's that one"

So sorry to hear this, Moose. 🫂

Used to run 10k in around 45-50 minutes regularly. Genetics have put a stop to that and now my knees hate me if I try more than a mile

a hasty edit of the "only trust your fists, cops will never help you" that instead reads "only trust your emlators, publishers will never help you"

good day to post this reminder

Person who gave up on replacing their garden fence and just planted a hedge instead:

Noah was a pussy

a woman is holding a crystal ball in her hand . Alt: No, not these. His dick and balls.

Nobody's looking at Bowie's face in that movie though, his balls get all the attention

Just seen the hashtag #mtgtmnt and for a second I wondered why the band that made "Kids" and "Time to Pretend" were releasing trading cards

FOR FREE??!

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, I guess

It makes you think, really. Normally if something was "the sight that I fear most" I'd say something like "I'd rather stick pins in my eyes" or "I'd rather boil my head than do that," so when she references toast, does that mean that it has an effect on her that's only second to ghosts?