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@crossestman

Quite enjoying this handbasket, unless it's a bandwagon.

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Definitely not goated

06.03.2026 09:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's likely that the lambs were, before the chop, eligible to play for our football team.

05.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heinlein predicted rented air, and PKD predicted doorknobs as a service, and Douglas Adams predicted replacing the human brain, but none of them, not one, considered outsourcing thinking on a rental basis. "Disappearing Act" by Alfred Bester comes close, as does Damon Knight's "Analogue Men".

05.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong wooden structure in your link...

28.02.2026 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MILKSHAKE STOUT stands for Marketing Inspiration Lacking? Keep Salvia Hispanica Around? Kegged Extras Should Tide Over Uncertain Times

26.02.2026 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there have only been six Earls Grey and it was the second after whom the tea is taken so you've got more there than the House of Lords, even without the hereditary seat there being removed.

25.02.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a hibee there isn't really any other kind. Ludicrous though, it's not as if Tynecastle Ultras are consistently aiming to be jambootylicious

25.02.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That apostrophe is giving me the IEEBIEIEEBIES tho

22.02.2026 13:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEIPA stands for Need Engagement? Plaque Is Answer.

19.02.2026 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hark the Harald headsets sync, glory to the new grep $string

18.02.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KNOX stands for KNOX's No-longer Orthodox Christianity

15.02.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEIPA RADLER stands for: Need Excessive Incline, Podcast Apparatus? Recent Administration Decisions Let Everyone Re-buy

15.02.2026 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A version of the "all my apes gone" tweet but edited (badly, while on a train) to be from Jams Bureau Dug (a crude and unworthy set of vague homophones masquerading as a joke) and reading thus:

I been listed. All my NEIPAS gone. This just sold please help me

The bored ape club user image has not been changed because I didn't think of it until now and I can't be bothered to do it now. Just imagine it's the barking dog logo of the ostensible brewery cum lifestyle brand or that it's a tin of overhopped piss in a maga hat.

A version of the "all my apes gone" tweet but edited (badly, while on a train) to be from Jams Bureau Dug (a crude and unworthy set of vague homophones masquerading as a joke) and reading thus: I been listed. All my NEIPAS gone. This just sold please help me The bored ape club user image has not been changed because I didn't think of it until now and I can't be bothered to do it now. Just imagine it's the barking dog logo of the ostensible brewery cum lifestyle brand or that it's a tin of overhopped piss in a maga hat.

NEIPA stands for Now Ellon Institution's Prophesy Arrives.

14.02.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iceland is the world's 12th largest Aluminium manufacturer as the low cost of electricity makes it possible to smelt with the Hall-Heroult process. Iceland's bandwidth for ingots is probably still greater than its digital capability as ports may be easier to build than undersea cables.

09.02.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEIPA stands for Narutomaki Excess Is Phonetic Aftermath

08.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEIPA stands for Natty Etching Induces Pintglass Abduction.

03.02.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MILKSHAKE STOUT stands for Many Investments Lost, Kitchen Sink Handled Audit, Knowledgeable Experts Scorned, That's Only Unsubstantiated Tips.

02.02.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Orca Strahd manoeuvres left a mark?

01.02.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEIPA stands for New Everyday Is Persistent Abstinence

30.01.2026 20:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Per the work of Summers et al (Giles sup.) "you'd be surprised how many things that'll kill"

19.01.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post in your heart.

19.01.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actual physical miniatures dice falling off the table lamenting not having the free time I had when I was a third (or even a half) my age. I'm waiting for another necromunda campaign to start up and am getting into a blood bowl league. Playing a pre-season "friendly" on Sunday.

12.01.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you want to get into actual real life Blood Bowl or Necromunda? I know a guy...

12.01.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think there's room for the opportunity for couples' parents to meet each other. The dinner isn't what's being rehearsed, it's meant to be after an actual rehearsal of the wedding. However I also think that they're a way of extracting more money from folk for the wedding industrial complex.

11.01.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delighted that Scotland qualified, but I didn't watch the last two because of regimes and this is just an extension.

11.01.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEIPA stands for No Elided Insult? Posting Adulthood!

10.01.2026 12:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was the potato report?

27.12.2025 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Value own brands in the freezer cabinets still have it.

22.12.2025 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

0:04!

07.12.2025 00:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NEIPA stands for Nobody Expects Intaglio Printed Alcohol

26.11.2025 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0