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michael lutz

@ztul

"warrenisdead". he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. writer and narrative designer. Project C for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail

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so true from JCO

06.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

man looks like they made a Frankenstein out of a whole anime club

06.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0
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check it out y'all

06.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait no this is actually incredible youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 16

If too many tourists flee the beach due to shark attacks, our economy will be ruined! This is where the tourist containment barriers come into play

20.03.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you see they had just invented drinking from the hose, it was seen as kind of a weird thing to do. and it sort of sucked but it was novel. then they made the hose bigger so everyone could drink from it, and the water had never been great but now they were actively poisoning it. but i have a toleranc

06.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

graduating high school and immediately breaking off all contact with your friends in the year below you

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET: THE MAGICIAN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S ALSO A DAD

spigot: EVERYONE BE QUIET: THE MAGICIAN IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE'S ALSO A DAD

"QUIET" https://bonequest.com/9850

06.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

A791.8
Rainbow comes out
of an anthill.

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whilst I was decoupling the surrey a common guttersnipe ran up and handed me this letter, Mr. Minerve, saying it was for your eyes onlyβ€”I tried to ask him who from, but he had already climbed the nearest rainspout and skipped away over the rooftops

06.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the dream.... unfolds.....

05.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whole milk in the Freestyle machine

05.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction

butt birth rhino from Ace Ventura auction

who wants to go in on the butt birth rhino from ace ventura when nature calls with me? we can put together a google calendar to share custody

05.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 335 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 6
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#ShelvedbyGenre #LordoftheYear

03.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think what i am seeing is continuing ripples from the other day when people started roasting the guy who was using claude on his projects, if you happened to catch that

05.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DOCTOR: Looks great! Anything else?
ME: Yeah, can I get the government printout detailing the hidden flaw they identified in me at birth?
DOCTOR: Sorry, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
ME: No worries, had to try.
DOCTOR: Of course. I’m hoping to see my own form someday.

05.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one thing my decades of experience in online communities allows me to say authoritatively is that it's extremely good that the staff here publicly air grievances about the userbase on a regular basis, because that always lets the userbase know they're being rowdy and encourages deescalation

05.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
A picture of Nathan Drake with his attributed quote "Stealing treasure is the only way to survive in Donald Trump's America."

A picture of Nathan Drake with his attributed quote "Stealing treasure is the only way to survive in Donald Trump's America."

03.04.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 420 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
van helsing, dark clothing and hat, shadowed face. background is inside church. text box: bless me, father, for i have sinned.
icon is telling the player to press a to proceed.

van helsing, dark clothing and hat, shadowed face. background is inside church. text box: bless me, father, for i have sinned. icon is telling the player to press a to proceed.

van helsing, screenshot, game boy advance (2004) www.mobygames.com/game/66012/v...

31.01.2025 08:38 πŸ‘ 1121 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 11

PSA: it's never actually been cool to act above it all when Jimmy cracks corn

07.10.2024 22:22 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Frame #6034 from E46 The Fox Hunt

Frame #6034 from E46 The Fox Hunt

05.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 291 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 23
Dragon Ball Wiki

Time Immemorial

Succeeded by

Year 41

Dragon Ball Wiki Time Immemorial Succeeded by Year 41

22.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 158 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they have.. the soups

05.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coming soon. For a limited time only.

05.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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When you finally find the right smoking cap

13.07.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

05.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1989 πŸ” 892 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 15

i thought i would miss the gay stuff while playing solitaire but i geniunely don't

04.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We Sat Down With The First Solitaire App For Heterosexual Men, And Now? We're True Believers.

By StraightFlush Staff

The world of heterosexual mobile card playing broadens its horizons with a smartly produced, intuitive experience that takes all the strangeness out of playing with yourself.

11.09.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1