The psychological healing properties of chicken wings need to be studied. I volunteer to be a test subject.
The psychological healing properties of chicken wings need to be studied. I volunteer to be a test subject.
Tired: I got laid off.
Wired: I unexpectedly became a free agent during the transfer window β½οΈ
(This is me trying to reconcile getting laid off from my full-time job on Tuesday)
Bone apple teeth
Snowstorm? Thank god I panic-bought 26 sweet onions, 7 gallons of milk, and 48 rolls of toilet paper to last me the next 2 days
2016 this, 2016 that. How about 2009? Rocking an Owl City tee and skinny jeans. What a time to be alive.
Letβs goooooo!
It's now 2026.
Your mental health matters this year just as much as it did last year.
And the year before that.
And the year before that.
And the year before that.
And the year before that.
βΎοΈ
My long hair era was short-lived. I miss it so :(
Thank you, brother π
Thank you π«Ά
Lead with your heart, Son β€οΈ
Our forest has grown π²
The job market is trash right now.
@nbutyllithium.bsky.social @abinchicken89.bsky.social @treyhigdon.bsky.social @animepunk.bsky.social @jpopkin.bsky.social @squints.bsky.social @tormenta-man.bsky.social @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social
USL Sickos! Your silly German released the 50th[!] #FallenLeavesPod in one season!
Biiiiiiiiig sources guy
Walking the dogs
Devastating news: my hometown vibes bar that served my favorite wings PERMANENTLY CLOSED WITHOUT NOTICE.
This continues to be the darkest timeline.
Chilly weather means itβs time to break out the vintage @heartsofpine.bsky.social gear π²
Might just be the biggest Hearts of Midlothian supporter in Indianapolis.
Up the Hearts β€οΈβπ₯
I hope something nice happens to you today
Time for some late-night Tuesday @mls.bsky.social viewing, featuring @chicagofire.bsky.social
Helluva hit good lord
POV: youβre in a βIβm having the best Tuesday afternoonβ competition and youβre up against me
I have a hunger that only pickles can satisfy
VERY IMPORTANT PICKLE UPDATE:
Of the 4 jars I made, only half of a jar remains after cracking into them last week.
The Metal Gear Solid Ξ: Snake Eater kit (I must have it)
The Metal Gear Solid Ξ: Snake Eater kit (I must have it)
Well, heck. @heartsofpine.bsky.social have done it once again.
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Iβve seen exactly two leek-related video recipes in the last two days. Iβve been influenced. Big Leek got to me.
My daughter saw the effigy of Buc-ee for the first time and now sheβs obsessed.