Waikiki Wanda

I am actually going to do this

If they put my mom in charge of the gulag system she would frankly embarrass Stalin. She would pants him

People are scared to be correct. Not us though

I am a huge sucker for #3 too. I like to be smacked around with the realization that I can barely comprehend the enormity or complexity of a given system and this book does it soooo delightfully. What do you mean I'm tearing up about crabs

My mom is worried about losing about Global Entry but not to the extent that she has ceased saying legally actionable things online under her full government name

One of my opinions that people hate is that this show and I Think You Should Leave should have each other’s level of popularity instead of

Unless I’m going crazy this is like the third or fourth article she’s willingly written/participated in that insists heartily that she really loves the arrangement, and definitely didn’t agree to it because it was a choice between that and getting divorced. Maybe one of these times I’ll believe her!

I’ll listen to it Devin.

Im only 12 years old

He’s sooo stupid I love it. Adult training wheels dumb

Are you aware of her book club where she appears to actually be making all of the (shockingly good) book picks herself. Albanian intellectual queen

It’s soooo Boulder coded that I actually couldn’t even guess which sport with any real confidence

Sometimes u just gotta call it

Dying the day you were born is a true attention hog move. It’s not about you Grandpa…

Probably more fun to be drunk at sea than on the mail train all things considered

Now this is much more relatable to me

I hadn’t seen yours so I read this first, then when I went to your TL to check it out it made me laugh that one of yours was “Don’t know”

Huge shame to waste a good grandpa on an evil grandma. Hate to hear it

(Searching around for some family lore that doesn’t suck) The bloodline is ending here, for one,

How do you all have cool grandpas. Mine are “wife and child beater” and “alcoholic insurance salesman who dropped dead in his 40s.” What the fuck

Ford CEO records video taking bite out of Explorer chassis

I could not agree more. Also it does not feel appropriate given the circumstances to say "happy birthday", so may I just wish you a wholehearted "birthday" 😟

Let's get some more bad guy deaths going in the chat

I never use tapback reacts on my husband (would be rude, would kill him if he used them on me) but when he texted me Lou Holtz died I hit it with the 👍

Isn't conventional wisdom that it's harder to kick than heroin? So you can get addicted to anything else you want and it'll be a breeze to get off

child molesting

It is!

the streaming generations will never know the meditative joy that was watching a movie with the commentary track on. all of your favorite movies and tv shows had a cunty gossip mode audio setting, sometimes more than one. RIP true culture

Billy Yank & Johnny Reb Letters For the past sixteen years following my retirement, I have dedicated myself to the transcription of letters—encompassing thousands of Civil War era correspondence and diaries that have remained unp…

Some of the most engrossing 19th century prose I know of can be found on a website run by a retiree who has spent the last 16 years transcribing thousands of letters, almost all of them in private hands, written by Civil War soldiers. billyyankjohnnyreb.wordpress.com/2015/12/05/l... #19thCentury

Smash cut to me in a five-minute flustered digression about the definition of "eating crayons" where all the sentence fragments are painstakingly transcribed