I think the Jerk Store got a new ad agency. Got a flier - "We're not your father's Jerk Store!" Of course not. That was a different time. I'm not even certain there *were* Jerk Stores back then. Ridiculous.
I think the Jerk Store got a new ad agency. Got a flier - "We're not your father's Jerk Store!" Of course not. That was a different time. I'm not even certain there *were* Jerk Stores back then. Ridiculous.
Not noticing is bliss.
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The toughest thing about flying to Detroit to see Lights is explaining to people that youβre βflying to Detroit to see Lights.β
youtu.be/bezSalxjRhk?...
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads βMaybe it willβ¦β, the word βHappenβ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ββ¦Todayβ.
Email from Chick Fil a. The subject is "One final cup. One classic meal."
Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die
A character in a TBS sitcom was named after me.
Dang, Marc. That looks fantastic.
Boomers lived the best version of the American dream and never let anyone have it again
Art Young cartoon, 1915. Uncle Sam, snorting furiously, stands atop the world, holding several big guns, bombs, and an open poison gas canister. Caption: Looking for Peace.
1915
TBH the U.S. is a pretty shit satan.
Receiving a hand-addressed envelope from New Jersey in my mail always provides a welcome escape.
For a minute I was like, wow, the kid from βRookie of the Yearβ grew up tough.
"I'd leave it for a minute, if I were you"
eXistenZ is when I realized Cronenbergβs whole thing just ainβt for me.
Just once Iβd like to see a documentary about a cult that has a nice ending.
Too much town, not enough Quaker.
Filet-O-Fish
B A N A N A S
And the name of that ball? βSteve Rudeβs Pencils.β
Reddit ad for an "artificial intelligence lawyer"
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail
Been excited about this since Gabe told me about it early last year. Canβt wait to see how it all comes together.
Goddamn does DC have an insanely talented design team.
"Toy Story 5" needs to end with Jessie blowing up all the AI data centers.
Maybe at the next βNo Kingsβ march we could point out to America that we do have a King but we also arrested his brother.
Hopefully my pal Erin Brewer told @jenanelson.bsky.social that I told Erin that Jena should use ABOLISH BICE.
VERY BAD THINGS (1998)
Vile, soulless garbage.
Itβs truly a sin to retouch Patricia Heaton so much that at a glance she looks like Paget Brewster.
Sorry to get radical but I donβt think itβs my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I donβt like any part of it, so I wonβt. Iβm missing out? Good, thatβs what I want. Youβre worried about me missing out? Thatβs fuckin weird, man.