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“Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. (I am large; I contain multitudes.)” ~ Whitman For my sins, I’m back in Missouri.

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Gotta save up all that political capital…for something…later…TOTALLY gonna use it…someday….

14.03.2026 14:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After seeing a Ro GLP-1 ad at literally every ad break while binging True Blood, it took 1.5 episodes of Parts Unknown before I saw a single GLP-1 ad. And that ad didn’t mention weight loss at all. In case you wonder what advertisers think of the respective audience for each show. 😆

14.03.2026 03:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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14.03.2026 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Having one of those restless nights where absolutely nothing seems appealing. Don’t want to read my book. Don’t want to keep watching True Blood. Don’t want to watch anything else. Don’t want to go anywhere. Too early for bed.

Finally found Parts Unknown with Anthony Bourdain & it’ll have to do.

14.03.2026 01:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The sooner male scifi fans reconcile with the fact that all of their favorite classic authors would have probably been in the Epstein files if they'd lived long enough, the better.

13.03.2026 23:12 👍 130 🔁 33 💬 13 📌 6

I forgot that tomorrow is Pi Day. And while I really didn’t NEED an excuse to go back to the diner for brunch tomorrow & try a different pie, I’m glad I HAVE one. 😆

13.03.2026 23:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That doesn’t surprise me at all.

13.03.2026 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in the odd position of personally supporting BDS and thinking Israel is a rogue apartheid state that committed genocide, and thinking the level of visceral hatred of Israel now normal among people under 30 is going to lead politics to very bad places

12.03.2026 20:27 👍 270 🔁 27 💬 7 📌 3

Look, I realize Bluesky is somewhat insane, but how much you wanna bet his posting wasn’t nearly as anodyne as he’s trying to pretend it was?

Let’s just take a quick field trip over to his profile.

Oh, look…

13.03.2026 16:31 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It’s also hilarious to say it has no effect on humans. Relativity theory & its proof were the result of work on an astronomical scale. And if you think that has nothing to do with humans, consider that the US claims to be bombing Iran because of a weapon that’s a direct result of relativity theory

13.03.2026 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn. Like, I’m not someone who tends to be flippant about these things but DAAAAYYYUUUUM.

13.03.2026 13:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the best we can do in 2028 is Newsom vs Kamala 2.0, we’re fucked. Luckily, by the time primary season rolls around, I wouldn’t be surprised to find out one or both of them were no longer serious candidates. It’s early, folks.

13.03.2026 04:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve got a whole thread worth of stuff I could say about sports betting but I don’t need to be outraged right before bed.

So I will leave it at…if you think people will be able to control betting on their hand held dopamine machine, consider that most people can’t even control their doom-scrolling

13.03.2026 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is good. It’s no secret how I feel about online sports betting & my conviction we’ll have an opioid-epidemic-sized gambling problem in a few years.

But I appreciate how it highlights how BORING sports bettors are, always talking about spreads and the over and barely caring about sports at all

13.03.2026 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’ll be like “Oh, yeah…well the Royal Opera always sells out” And I just looked it up and their next run is 6 shows & the Royal Opera House seats a little under 2300. That’s 13,800 seats for a city of 9+ million. If they can’t sell that then they’ve got way bigger problems than Chalamet.

12.03.2026 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Chalamet discourse continues and I keep watching it like an anthropology experiment. 😆

My favorites are the folks who insist he’s wrong about opera because shows sell out all the time, but who clearly don’t know that full runs are less than 10 shows total in theaters that seat less than 3K.

12.03.2026 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Saw a post asking if people would go to the gym more if it was free & the best response was “No, they would go more if they worked less. It’s a time issue”

That’s the gods honest truth. The most fit I’ve been since college was the 1st year of the pandemic in an entry level job. Had nothing but time

12.03.2026 18:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The President basically told World Cup teams that we can’t guarantee their safety in the US, so that’s good. 🤦‍♀️

Sure, Iran is the only one we’re bombing…for now. But it’s not like we don’t have other issues….

12.03.2026 16:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the “best” part is that since they’ll likely win no matter what, they won’t change a damn thing about how they govern & we’ll get another 2 years of “return to normalcy” before they piss off the voters & lose the presidency in 2028 and then try to pivot even harder to the right for 2030.

12.03.2026 03:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Somewhere in Kansas City, a Royals intern is researching espresso machines.

12.03.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know what? I just posted my follow up on Project Hail Mary & have good vibes, so I think I’m gonna get the hell off this app before something ruins that.

Well, one thing…

Re: my pathological DST hate posts - Lost track of the calendar…was also hormonal. I hate DST, but that was a lot. Sorry 😆

12.03.2026 00:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finished Project Hail Mary last night. I’m happy to report I was absolutely wrong & the book took me several unanticipated places. I did not see the ending coming at all, but it was…no spoilers. 😏

If you like or are even agnostic about Sci Fi, you should read it. It’s lovely.

12.03.2026 00:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got some mostly pea sized hail with some dime & even a few quarter sized pieces. May have a few new dents in the morning, but as long as my windshield doesn’t bust, I’ll deal.

11.03.2026 03:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screencap from X.com:

Hearing a neighbor’s child screaming is disturbing. Are they abusing that baby, or did they just stop him from drinking half a liter of disinfectant?

Screencap from X.com: Hearing a neighbor’s child screaming is disturbing. Are they abusing that baby, or did they just stop him from drinking half a liter of disinfectant?

This is so true & I think why my neighbors kid’s screaming bothers me so much. He will scream so hard his voice cracks and I’ll think “Jesus Christ, is he okay?” and then will laugh immediately after.

And it’s impossible to ignore because we’re biologically tuned to the sound of a child in distress

11.03.2026 02:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soooo…their start up idea is to lie to their customers about what actual human people want.

Honestly, they’ll probably be wildly successful. 🤷‍♀️

11.03.2026 02:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh. Just heard about a study showing that suppressing emotion can interfere forming memories. And as a high anxiety, highly sensitive Gen X-er who was very emotional when young and was pretty much told to just suck it up, that might explain why I don’t have all that many childhood memories. 🤔

11.03.2026 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was once in a storm that had hail about that size & it put a hole on my windshield, stripped paint from the sides & made dents so big I had to replace the entire hood & roof. Car was never the same again. I had only had it 4 months at the time. 😫

11.03.2026 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re always asking “The Dems are in the minority. What do you expect them to do?”

Not this. They could not do this.

“But they’ll be confirmed anyway…”

Then let Republicans be responsible for that. Voice your opposition, for fucks sake.

“But the political capital...”

WHAT political capital?!

11.03.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy cow. Hope all your vehicles were in a garage. 😬

11.03.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Going after off-label drug use in the age of Ozempic is funny (weight loss is an off-label use of Ozempic which is a diabetes drug. Mounjaro is the weight loss version which came about after SO MUCH off label usage).

10.03.2026 17:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0