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After Labour’s by-election defeat, Starmer hopes to win back empathetic Green voters by becoming endangered

Wifi mysteriously drops in Gorton and Denton as Matt Goodwin’s messages to Farage seem to be left on read

A study shows that sperm swim more quickly in the summer - these Olympic athletes keep getting younger

The minister of state for the armed forces says the UK would not be ready for a war - although the UK should probably stop telling everyone that

Eddie Redmayne to reprise his role as Hawking in The Theory of Everything 2: Surf’s Up

The King has been asked to save the UK's oldest Indian restaurant - preferably without putting it in the British museum

In the Commons trade minister Chris Bryant called Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor "rude, arrogant and entitled" - but anyway back to the news

In sad news for those who enjoy quiet spaces, Vue cinemas confirm the Melania documentary has finished its UK run

Kemi Badenoch called high interest rates on student loans an ‘unfair debt trap’ - no one tell her who introduced it

Ryanair may let dual nationals board UK flights without a British passport despite new immigration rules, because their customers have suffered enough

Starmer reveals why his policies fail spectacularly on the first attempt

A UK gang has been jailed after cocaine was found hidden in books - they had people hooked from the first line

Farage is set to name Robert Jenrick as his future chancellor. Many expected climate-sceptic Richard Tice - but when it comes to Tories, Farage loves recycling

A preview of the 2030 Winter Olympics, based on US climate change policy

Turns out Reform’s financial plans are backed up with research

Turns out Reform’s financial plans are backed up with research

Liz Truss tweeted that Trump is ‘always right’, in a fresh blow to the president

Concerns raised about Trump’s cognitive decline after he claims to recognise random people off the street

The BNP has won a historic election in Bangladesh - a surprising turnaround since that Question Time episode in 2009

Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe says Britain is being colonised by immigrants - much like he 'colonised' Monaco to cut his tax bill

After a bronze-winning Norwegian biathlete confessed to having an affair on live TV, Olympics organisers are to review their policies on cheating

Nigel Farage has called for an end to working from home - any excuse to avoid Clacton

As parts of Britain see their 40th day of rain, Starmer considers a new survival plan

Winter Olympic bosses launch an investigation after several athletes' medals fell apart

Reform is set to issue England’s largest council tax rise in Worcestershire. A rare display of efficiency by the party, breaking their election promises ahead of schedule

Super Bowl viewers were divided between Bad Bunny and Kid Rock during the half time break - then the US came together again for its national pastime, watching adverts

Team GB’s Gus Kenworthy urinated this message in protest against Trump at the Winter Olympics. Or he was just having a bad work day

Sensing the Prime Minister is on very thin ice, his loyal ministers gather round in a show of support

The Epstein files appear to be finally bringing down the government, although no one thought it would be the UK one

According to the Times: 

Everything Starmer has done as leader of the Labour Party has been driven by Morgan McSweeney.

Indeed, let’s not forget his election-winning strategy was to do nothing