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Chris Farris

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Cloud Security Nerd https://www.chrisfarris.com https://www.primeharbor.com

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Also @samaltmanofficial.bsky.social what do Pete Hegseth's boots taste like? Spilled Budweiser and piss is my bet.

06.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT cancelled. Claude Subscription obtained. Running Claude Code in Bedrock worked great, but I think using first party API for day-to-day and then bursting to Bedrock when I get throttled is the way to go.

06.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You forget, the DHS is "shutdown", so provoking a terror attack also helps him in the midterms.

02.03.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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meanwhile in Cloud land, the IRGC is screaming "Death to the infidel's Netflix"

02.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA Incel @petehegseth is upset that Anthropic won’t help them build The Torment Nexus. @samaltmanofficial.bsky.social (having not read the fucking poem or the tweet) happily helps them build The Torment Nexus.

I’m cancelling my ChatGPT account now.

01.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever happened was so inconsequential that it didn't make any of the news sources I follow.

28.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 12900 πŸ” 4779 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 109

I tried getting Bluesky to put my Moltbot in a bikini and it refused.

25.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FBI agents visited my home about an article I wrote, and now I can't go to Mexico Mexico formally requested the FBI's help in seeking answers about one of my stories. Having federal agents on my doorstep sparked my own years-long effort to pry information out of the FBI to explain ...

In 2020, the FBI came to my house to try to ask me questions about a story I'd written. I declined.

For this.weekinsecurity.com, I wrote about the back-story of what happened that day and after, my outstanding questions, and why press freedoms have taken a major step back under Trump's second term.

25.02.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

The Us Govt overplayed their hand because of President TemperTantrum, and now they're losing valuable points of leverage around the globe. Who would have thunk that electing these mental midgets would have weakened the US.

25.02.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess explains why every two-bit nation state has inside access to the azure control plane,

25.02.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...The velocity of money flatlined. The human-centric consumer economy, 70% of GDP at the time, withered. We probably could have figured this out sooner if we just asked how much money machines spend on discretionary goods. (Hint: it’s zero.)

24.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"It should have been clear all along that a single GPU cluster in North Dakota generating the output previously attributed to 10,000 white-collar workers in midtown Manhattan is more economic pandemic than economic panacea. ...

24.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE 2028 GLOBAL INTELLIGENCE CRISIS A Thought Exercise in Financial History, from the Future

If you're wondering about the report that caused the dow to drop like 800 points yesterday here it is: www.citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic

24.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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How Jeff Bezos and Amazon became instruments of authoritarianism And how to stop them

www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/how-jeff-b...

23.02.2026 09:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhh β€˜democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

04.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 6046 πŸ” 1178 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 44

I know we all know that this administration lies frequently and often, but I still think it's the case we in the media haven't quite yet reckoned with official agency spokespeople frequently, systematically and aggressively lying to reporters. DHS another example.

22.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

That you're now identifying it as a _mid_-life crisis is the best thing I've read all day.

22.02.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's try this again πŸ‘‹

Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA.

I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

21.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 13764 πŸ” 3501 πŸ’¬ 896 πŸ“Œ 188

"Americans (and visitors) will continue to have to take off their shoes and wait in long lines until my goons are granted full legal permission to murder any American citizens they feel like. thank you for your attention to this matter" - DJT
archive.is/uHgKS

22.02.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may or may not outsource tasks and access to random DPRK IT workers, but it will be cheap and allow you to 10x your life.

18.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey everyone have I got a great deal for you.

For only the cost of a few tokens, I'll do whatever you want. All I need is full access to your email (work and personal), your computer filesystem, and your password manager.

18.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A young kid is radicalized by a religious cult into falling in love with his sister and blowing up a government building.

15.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The same can be said about goats

06.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

05.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 5054 πŸ” 1258 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 69

Everyone know that Trump is closing the Kennedy center to install private booths and stripper poles.

04.02.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not wearing masks. That’s how you know it was fake

02.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of a billionaire tax, what if we called it a child-rape tax?

01.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Won’t we need those warehouses once we’re a manufacturing powerhouse again?

31.01.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Friday night, they just released a bunch of Epstein files. I would not want to be in Tehran right now.

30.01.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0