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Long story short I'm no longer allowed at a local cafe because of some confusion over the term "Bottomless". Personally I found it quite freeing and relaxing.

I've heard at least 4 different theories! Can't wait to hear the boring normal "someone smoked in a toilet" real reason.

I have a sore throat and feel rough but tests are coming back negative. But time will tell for sure..

So.. err.. hear me out here, maybe girl? Maybe just girl?

The best part is that by the time it comes around it's either a 36 week waiting list to be seen by someone else or they tell you that you're fine..

Wait, there's an option to just not sign up to gender? How do I unsubscribe?!

It feels like trying to cancel Amazon Prime, you think you've done it but there's one more page with confusing buttons left to go!

Hmm. From my experience I'd say a dominant bottom but I'll be honest, I am not sure they've invented all of the labels to describe you yet. You're a lot more complex and lovely than words can easily summarise.

You've learnt the secret to how delivery drivers have been getting away with it for years..

I have a PC case that had a coating of something on it that when new felt smooth and one day just turned to glue and collected all the dust and dirt. I'd love to know what is it that does this!

Won't that cause an integer overflow? You'll loop around and become a saint.

I am so close to taking time off.

Identity theft without ruining their credit score is still identity theft.

Might be obvious but you're not limited to being one gender or even two genders. Everything else in life is a spectrum, why not gender? Why limit yourself? I think the problem is we're trained from birth to associate everything to either masc., fem., or neutral which just enforces stereotyping.

So cute! Nice pictures!

Never had one. I once got a £100 reward card but you could only use it in a handful of places all designed towards giving gifts to other people. So that's what I did with it.

I did once get a 'please don't leave' performance based bonus which was nice.

Got a bit of art from @alexiakellie1.bsky.social and it's great!

Ended up getting a lovely piece from @alexiakellie1.bsky.social
Look at this good boy! :o

I wonder if they're just trying to avoid people remortgaging right now in the hopes of locking you down in a few months at a much higher rate. Seems a little suspicious.

Posting this where bots can't spam me (Or at least spam me a lot less).
I am looking to get a full character reference. Detailed. Cyborg/Synth wolf thing. I have a TON of reference images and a description of what I want. Lots of space for artist to add some flair.
Anyone got suggestions?

Here for the doggo, stayed for the lovely personality. :3

Looks too much like a plucked chicken in the meat section but it does feel nice. A little fuzz is person because a thousand tiny little needles suck the most.

It's been 4 days, take the butt plug OUT..

Just laughed so hard I wheezed. Thanks.

I don't post on social media much, because generally life is pretty good and I forget to post generic updates of "Still here!" but I am poorly, I have a cold. I am going to make it everyone else's problem.

Baby bears porridge was just right because of mamma bear being extra careful. But her porridge was cold because she was looking after baby bear. Pappa bears was too hot because it had only just been served and pappa bear would have been really mad if it was cold..

That's how I always saw it.. :s

I am the truest real bro then.

Be sure to remind me this is happening! I don't wanna miss it.

Yours is better. Just sayin'. But probably because you're a heckin' cutie and a very good host.

Oh no.