Alex

Alexandria and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

How’s motherhood going so far? Well I just ate a donut while hiding on the toilet so..

It’s supposed to be a secret?

Time to blast some @bbnomula.bsky.social and paint the thing that I saw in my dream last night 👍🏻

Real slumlord shit, tbh.

My five year old keeps saying “Wocka wocka silly Baka!”

I used to LOVE going to raves and clubs but with my epilepsy getting considerably worse over the last two years, I probably can’t do the lights anymore. :(

Man I just realized that my last rave was likely my very last rave. 🫠

How do I put my chest pain into my heart monitor diary without explicitly saying “I laughed too hard at Paula Dean YTP”?

This was literally taken last week. Once the side bangs happen, there’s no going back. 😂

I want to start a blog where young Y2K influenced emos can ask me for advice on the style but Asking Alexandria is already taken.

Thank you for validating my existence 😅

Should I post some of my old cosplay pictures and art on this account or start a new one for that since I’ve been so politically angry on this one? 😅

He’s not popular enough to get the invite

That’s honestly one of my favorite ways to go about it. I just ask logical questions until they reach the conclusion themselves. It’s like debate but inception level. 😂

I’ve always been a “bringing my receipts” kind of girlie but being forced into debate in high school really made me up my game. I will do Batman level research to prove a man wrong.

Oh you know it’s calmly explaining and educating instead of just getting angry at strangers time.

Kool-Aid gets a bad rep. You’re thinking of Flavor-Aid. I promise.

In completely unrelated news, the Knives Out movies are surprisingly good.

This seems unfair to every muppet

Let him feel good about himself for once, Nance. 😩

There needs to be a page dedicated to photos where people are getting too bold in the comments so that we can go roast the men and gas up the ladies. I’m tired of having to find them organically.

Blue dot in a red state here. I’ve always specified the city. 🥲

The shower I took was a little too hot and now under my heart monitor is itchy and I can’t even readjust it for 10 more days 😩

Don’t mind me reminiscing about Watergate

Ok hear me out though. Maybe renaming Pluto as a planet is the key to getting out of this weird ass twilight zone alternate universe we find ourselves in.

Is the FFS silent?

Sincerely thought this was a tattoo flash sheet and got too excited.

@flexiblegenewrong living with chronic illness ... (what most people think it is) - a long yellow rectangle that says being 'sick' (what it actually is) smaller rectangles - yellow is 'being sick' pink is 'social isolation' green is 'learning med terminology' orange is 'navigating the healthcare system' light pink is 'planning managing appointments, purple is 'life unpredictability and accepting change' and blue is 'stress of financial costs'

@flexiblegonewrong on Insta