goofus doofus worth more than 99.99% of NFTs
@ofmdzb
#OurFlagMeansDeath, fanfic writer, 50 (how?), PsA, CPTSD, ADHD. they/he/she. Reposts NSFW art & fic. Pfp by https://bsky.app/profile/libroseitm.bsky.social Zuckerbaby_1 on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/Zuckerbaby_1/profile π³οΈβππ΅πΈππ±π§π³οΈββ§οΈ
goofus doofus worth more than 99.99% of NFTs
digital illustration in grayscale. ed and stede are next to each, stede on the right, ed on the left, but they are each a separate concept-slash-design drawing, not actually next to each other or interacting. an ornate mirror, framed with a lighthouse and tentacle design, is on the right. stede is curled up in the middle of it, looking forlornly off to the side (our right, his left). he has a skewer in his earhole, and blood has dripped from it onto the shoulder of his billowy white shirt. he is wearing what he does in s1: white shirt, trousers, stockings, ribbon-slash-bow shoes. ed is surrounded by smoke that is seemingly coming from his body. he is looking moodily off to the side (our left, his right). he wears his s1 outfit (leather jacket open, cropped shirt) but he wears jeans instead of leather pants. he has a hand in his pants pocket and the other rests at his side. his hair is up in a messy bun, tied with a scrunchie, slut strands out.
ssssso.... anyway! look at my boys!
edward teach, a vampire x stede bonnet, a spirit trapped in mirrors/windows/reflections (haha get it cuz ed cant see his refl- cuz cuz- yknow cuz its like-)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Rainbow jewelry set, made from freshwater pearls. Includes necklace and matching bracelet and earrings.
Calypso's Birthday necklace, featuring a lovely blue agate.
I've got two items in the fandom auction, get em while they're hot and help support our immigrant communities! #ofmd #piracy #fundraiser #jewelry
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Friends: if you add our final totals for #ofmdcraftfair and #ywmlp to #fandommarket βs current running totalβ¦
Weβre at $200,000 for causes that matter to us.
THANK YOU OFMD CREW.
This fic just turned 1 π so here it is again for #TakeTwoTuesday. Maybe check it out if you like missing scenes and canon fill-ins
Written work: archiveofourown.org/works/63620455
Podfic by @happydaiz.bsky.social : soundcloud.com/boyyollie/th...
Photo of a small crochet pufferfish keychain in black, gold, and red meant to mimic Stedeβs cursed suit colors, photo is head on.
Photo of a small crochet pufferfish keychain in black, gold, and red meant to mimic Stedeβs cursed suit colors, photo is top down
There are four pufferfish left! Maybe youβll get the cursed suit version!
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SOMETHING EXCITING HAS LANDED AT AUCTION HQ
A bookmark that says "Do you wanna do something weird?" with a purple Blackwork border, stitched on 11-count Aida.
@crewforlife.bsky.social
Here is what I sent to @ginnedfish.bsky.social in the gift exchange! I had a lot of fun making it.
A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question. The item number is 1850. The description is Kraken Jim mini wanted poster by Zale S. (Zaletwisted). The photo shows a print of a wanted poster of Jim (s2 style). The poster reads "Wanted, Jim "the menace" Jimenez. Murder, arson, conduct most foul, 200 doubloons".
A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question. The item number is 1859. The description is Gentlebeard x The last of us crossover print by Zale S. (zaletwisted). The photo shows a print of Ed and Stede. They're holding strawberries. I figure this is the TLOU reference? (sorry, I do not know that show).
A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question. The item number is 1856. The description is Tealoranges Season 2 poster print by Zale S. (zaletwisted). The photo shows a print of the season two skull poster but done with Jim and Oluwande instead of Ed and Stede. They both look slightly skully, and there's a flower and Jim's dagger in orange in the back going through their faces. The OFMD logo and publication date (Oct 5) are done in a bright teal rather than the usual pink.
There are also some great art print options this round, like this variety of prints by @zaletwisted.bsky.social!
- Kraken Jim mini wanted poster - $10
- Gentlebeard x The Last Of Us crossover - $14
- This gorgeous TealOranges Season 2 poster - $20
#ofmd #fandommarket
A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question. The item number is 1661. The description is Pride earrings - rainbow by Morbidunicorns. The photo shows a set of earrings. They're almost like a stave but in rainbow colours.
A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question. The item number is 1616. The description is Eggplant earrings by Owen. The photo shows a pair of earrings. Predictably, as per the item description, they look like eggplants.
A graphic featuring the item number, description, and a photo of the item in question. The item number is 1617. The description is Oranges earrings by Owen. The photo shows a pair of earrings in the shape of (full) oranges with a little green leaf on top.
Other options for jewellery include:
- Pride earrings (rainbow) by @morbidunicorns.bsky.social - $15
- Eggplant earrings by @fakegeekboy.bsky.social - $10
- Oranges earrings by @fakegeekboy.bsky.social - $10
#ofmd #fandommarket
FIVE custom skeins for your needs!!! I do good work! Let me make you something special!
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A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 122: The tangle of fucked-upness Summary: All things considered, Ed thought heβd played things pretty fucking cool the whole day. Hadnβt hovered, or been there breathing down everyoneβs neck to make sure they didnβt do anything to fuck up Stedeβs first day. Sitting at the end of the hall didnβt count. Totally normal place to sit. Good signal on his phone. Lots of important phone things to do. Excellent lines in tetris happening. So what if Izzy kept rolling his eyes? And Archie smirked at him like she knew something? She didnβt. No one did. Like he said. Stairs. Excellent phone signal. Nothing to do with the blond rectangle doing one-on-one meetings.
Happy Mar10 Day to one and all! Have a new chapter :)
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#OFMD #OFMDfic
these are. so gorgeous!!!!!
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#fandommarket
Fandom craft market listing #1458. Acrylic painting of Ed Teach by Deanbird.
Fandom craft market listing #1459. Acrylic painting of the Revenge by Deanbird.
i'm so blown away by these paintings by @deanbird.bsky.social that i have to go to the auction site and just sit and look at them multiple times a day π #fandommarket
This is so cool - buy-it-now whistle disguised as a crystal pendant www.32auctions.com/organization...
#bsnm #fandommarket
For AO3 writers, this user has been pasting stories to ChatGPT. Don't engage, don't give them attention, just block them
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@lostcauses.bsky.social
Hey loves! I totally get it if your funds are rightfully being saved for the craft fair and I know this is a wild time to push these... but I could use a little help. I have a restock of dancing boyfriends and three new sticker designs up on my ko-fi right now! π§‘ #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Hey, I made some #fandommarket stuff that I haven't posted about yet!!
Here's some little OFMD themed lined notebooks!
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i love all of @clairegregoryau.bsky.social βs mermaid scale jewels but this oneβs my fave!!!
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#fandommarket
I have heard it said
that βThe best
memory of 2020
was how animals
returned to the streets
while humans
were in quarantine,β
though I would counter
that the best
memory of 2020
was how for a moment
a very brief moment
so many of us tried
to take care of each other.
A 5 x 4 grid showing a wide variety of gifts received including stickers, drawings, jewelry, book marks, and fiber art
So many great gifts, so many generous pirate pals π
Grid 3 is in the works, keep the photos coming!
#GiftOFMD
#CrewForLife
#PirateMail
Look at what all the goodies @cannibalxing.bsky.social sent me β€οΈβ€οΈ
A depression robe bookmark, a Gentlebeard inspired keychain, a sparkly and a wolf stickers! #GiftOFMD #CrewForLife #PirateMail
Here are two hardcover journals - one in a sort of wine red, and one in a very Stede coded blue!
Red:
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Teal:
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If you prefer not to send money, I can also use gift cards for Instacart or Amazon, or I have an Amazon wishlist here (mostly groceries and household stuff): www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
My 400th AO3 work is my podfic of It's what pirates do, isn't it? by @thirtysixsavefiles.bsky.social.
It turns out that when a captain gets married onboard his own ship, the first mate officiates. The situation isnβt any different for co-captains.
Drawing of the ship Revenge from the series Our Flag means Death in a bottle. Standing on blue, wooden whittled waves.
Sometimes, I don't like my own drawings any more after a while, but this & esp the gorgeous fic @caladria.bsky.social wrote for our Big Bang is still so dear to me <3
Please give it a read and lots of love to Cal, if you haven't yet
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#taketwotuesday #ofmd #ofmdart
This style of binding is less in my wheelhouse, but I decided to go for it. I love the marbled paper - handmade in Thailand!
They're unlined and open spined, so they lay flat - great for writing or sketching in!
Blue:
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Purple:
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WELP we're $53.45 in the hole from overdraft fees, disability $ doesn't hit till the 18th, and we're out of TP π±and, you know, food. Anything helps, even a repost, even a dollar. <3
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/mariwho
PayPal: paypal.me/christalblair1
Venmo: venmo.com/Mari-Blair-3
CashApp: cash.app/$mariwho29
he's literally at his lowest and he looks this HOT? ARE WE KIDDING?
[gif from fettboba on tumblr]
worth remembering, David Lynch directed βfix your hearts or dieβ specifically at transphobes. it wasnβt a generic βno mean people allowedβ statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.