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WAKE UP #Lions FANS IT'S GAME DAY

My dogs stop every 15 seconds, yours don't FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JIST WALK PAST ME.

Two fun facts for Ohio drivers:

1) the speed limit is on those white rectangles you see every few miles on the road.

2) if you leave for work 5 minutes earlier you wouldn't have to drive like a fucking idiot and stare at people that know what they're doing.

First time here in a while, when did the Detroit Lions feed get taken over by the Welsh Rugby team? 🤣

No and I personally didn't so idk why you're coming after me lol

Yeah but that's still something, unfortunately. I wish he had spent the last 20 days doing nothing.

Unfortunately he's done too much in the last 2 and a half weeks.

I should've just gotten up and gone to the gym so I didn't have to do it after work.

Woke up at 4:15 and couldn't get back to sleep.

Detroit Lions Playoffs Divisional Round Hype YouTube video by One Pride Entertainment

Made a new hype video #OnePride 🦁

Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY!!!
#OnePride

Turnover has less to do with the type of person you hire and more to do with how you treat those people.

Today I learned there's a glitch on the SiriusXM app that makes it start playing random sometime around 3AM.

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Me all day today:

I'm not gonna sleep tonight 🤣🤣

LETS. FUCKING. GO. #Onepride

Yeah, Brad Rodgers hates us.

Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY #OnePride

Vikings - Not Like Us (Detroit Lions) YouTube video by One Pride Entertainment

Vikings - Not Like Us #OnePride 🦁 #FuckTheVikings 🖕
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I love how in previous seasons when the Lions have had injuries the pundits have said "Good teams win despite injuries"

And now that the Lions are winning despite injuries they're suddenly not the best team in the NFC.

Keep moving those goalposts, just fuel for the fire.

Troy is exceptionally terrible today 🤮

Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY
#OnePride

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NFL announcers when Goff has to play outside and he's wearing a glove:

Wake up Lions fans it's GAMEDAY! #OnePride

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Nobody:

Kingsley every morning when he's getting his breakfast:

Wake up Lions fans it's GAME DAY!!!!!
#Onepride

Bro 😤😤😤

Statement from my agent:

"I'm honored to accept a position with such a storied franchise. I look forward to continuing the culture of mediocrity an... I mean culture of success!"