Gas pumps with high prices
Angry old man
> Donald Trump and the USA bomb Iran, leading to an immediate, global spike in oil and gas prices
> the Chuddiest Chud in the Chudiverse: F*CK JUSTIN AND PIERRE ELLIOTT TRUDEAAAAUUUUUUU 🤬🤬!!!!!!
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The best people.
Andrew Tate
"Haulted" 😂🤦
In this week's installment of "Dani vs Dani" 🤦:
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Poll history showing Fed Liberal party surging in Alberta
Buddy thinks the people he talks to represent true voter intention, and polls are garbage
To be fair, "Reality vs Narrative" is correct — just not in the way that he thinks 🤦.
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It was started well before Klein by Peter Lougheed. Subsequent conservative governments stopped contributing to it in the 80s. Smith has *borrowed* money to put back into it in the last couple of years, but it's barely grown since the mid-80s.
New reporting finds that Trump's DOJ took over and quashed a state investigation into Epstein's New Mexico ranch in 2019.
As the walls close in on Trump, he'll do anything — including launch full-scale wars — to distract the public.
That's our beloved UCP!
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www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Can't imagine why you would ever think such a thing 🤷.
And by the way, for anyone who wants to come at me for "making fun of how people look": it's their attitude toward women and vulnerable people that's deplorable. Your body, their choice.
Poilievre with a campus conservative
"Campus conservatives" are nothing if not consistent...😬
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Wait -- so Danielle Smith *shouldn't* ramp up her enthusiastic spending even more with these newly-boosted oil prices?
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I stand corrected -- looks like it's time to add more administrative agencies & bureaucrats, and to overpay more of Danielle Smith's friends & donors for goods & services! Spend, baby, spend! It's the 'Berta way...💪
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Did you tell them that you have no power to do anything back at home?
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One more time: Danielle Smith and the UCP *ARE NOT* fiscal conservatives. They're pissing away your hard-earned tax dollars and blaming everyone but the real culprit — themselves.
From Trevor Tombe:
thehub.ca/2026/03/03/h...
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seems unlikely 😂
chud: ALL CARNIE DOES IS TALK
non-chuds: he's been talking to world leaders and striking trade deals
chud: HE JUST FLYS AROUND THE WORLD ON ARE DIME
non-chuds: that's his job
chud: HE DOES NOTHING, LIBTARD
non-chuds: hey, what's this 👇?
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In a recent video hosted by the National Post's John Ivison, former Harper adviser Ian Brodie suggested that people in the oil industry think the industrial carbon price in the MOU amounts to...$20 per barrel.
I guess it's fitting that they're going to the zoo, where the other screeching, sh*t-flinging monkeys are 🤷.
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If you spend time in the bad place, you’re hearing this claim a lot:
Alberta sends $23B more to Ottawa than it gets back. If we separated, we’d erase the $9B deficit and have a $14B surplus.
It sounds simple. It’s wrong. Here's why. 🧵
I have offered to go to the Edmonton Oilers to be their #1 goaltender, and to lead them to a Stanley Cup.
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I hear Antifa Canada Inc.'s payroll department uses the Phoenix pay system. Explains why it takes so long for the cheques to go out. Maybe they'll refund my membership fee to make up for the inconvenience.
What do you think, Garnett?
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Yikes. I appreciate his political insight for the most part, but the f*cking entitlement...🤬 What are the chances he's never started crossing on a flashing orange?
Child, 4, arrived alone for heart surgery. His doctor became his mom.
How about something good for a change 🥲?
archive.ph/BG0qa
For every red tape reduction $ the UCP claims to save we're spending a hundred times more on endless organization, reorganization and yet more reorganization in the health sector alone.
Can we please have an audit of that Alberta Auditor General? @albertandp.ca #abpoli
“Let them eat liver”
As they always do, the UCP is handing you $5, while they steal $20 from your purse. This downloading of costs to municipalities has been happening for their entire tenure as government. Thanks to @jeromyyyc.bsky.social for calling it out in a way that can't be ignored.
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As a province, Alberta is basically a rig hand who gets laid off when oil prices are low, but makes $150K/yr when prices are high, and spends $160K/yr on strippers, booze, drugs, & his giant, lifted, Ram 2500 Hemi.
And is puzzled that he's broke in the down times.
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