Last night I discovered an 11,000 word document that abandoned. I read it and shit man I would love to read whatever book that didn't ever become. I thought about trying to revive it but a whole different person wrote that a long time ago. Anyone else ever try to revive a piece long dormant?
*chuckles nervously* heh heh uh we're still the good guys right?
If the men who declared war were the ones deployed to fight it, there would never be another one
ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas
MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag
"This may be the year when we finally come face-to-face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it –that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesman with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." —Hunter S. Thompson
Good morning
:) On days when the world can feel so heavy it is nice to not weigh anything.
If you are desperately trying to hold on to something good, and would like to remember what it was like to laugh and enjoy the company of friends, you could do a lot worse than putting these folks in your ears for an hour or so.
Fell in the garage after snagging my foot on the garden hose, once again proving a universal truth:
Hose be trippin"
You know what heres the song that inspired the story.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=ghRP...
Dude thats awesome. Thanks for sharing and tell them I am honored.
You know I'm gonna repost No Trigger
This is legitimately one of my favorite things I've ever written. If it does anything for you, share it with someone you think might like it.
www.ralphpullins.com/2026/02/pagi...
One more from our most accurate and far seeing modern prophets: 90s punks.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=sipM...
time to jam some No Trigger @redscareindustries.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRBI...
Im reading Boneshaker by Cherie Priest; probably gonna watch the Pitt
Get over your purity tests, progressives! If you don't vote for our candidate, Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer's Ravaged Brain In A Jar Piloting A Robot Body Like Krang, you're only helping fascism win. Grow up, comrade.
Role Models
It's a real vicious cycle: complaining that nobody wants to fuck you renders you even more unfuckable, thus spawning more complaining.
It is known in economics as compounding unfuckability and once started it is very difficult for shitty douchebags to free themselves from.
Hi Barbara? Yeah I just saw the posters you put up and no, I have not seen your cat but I'd love to. Is now a good time to come take a look?
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
Excellent episode in which they talk about the movie for an entire eight minutes, which I believe is a new record.
Yes of course. Why should we attempt to hold those we elected to represent our interests accountable for failing to represent our interests when it matters most? Obviously criticism of those that are failing to meet this critical moment and save us from tyrrany is the worst thing one can do.
Doctor: So we will wait for the test results but in the meantime make an appointment for a month from now so we can confirm you are still old and fat
Sorry, this game is not for you. To win you have to look at the frog.
Good morning winners!!!
Headquarters of the International Copy Editors, est 1993:
Hey Boss, remember that "ICE gets it right" promotion you had me send out a few months ago? 20% off all copy editing services or whatever? It seems to have gone a bit...viral.
Oh yes? That's good, isn't it?
Um. No.
The coolest feature of this statuette that my uncle brought back from his research trip to those ancient ruins is how it promises me unimaginable wealth and power in exchange for a teeeeeny bit of human sacrifice and a pretty reasonable amount of body modification
I’m hearing reports out of Pennsylvania that Punxsutawney Phil has been consumed by his own shadow, which is now threatening to swallow the world.
This is the one time in the history of YouTube that you should read the comments
[cop questioning me about a robbery in the walmart clothing section] where were you two nights ago?
[me wearing a pajama top that says time to wine down] work I think
I am once again angered that all evil people are not smart Hannibal Lectors but are much more malevolent Beavises
