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@dergphaen

Purveyor of poppycock and twaddle 33 aro/ace/agender

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Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? puppy want a break from it all"

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? puppy want a break from it all"

Puppy want a break

01.02.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 6114 πŸ” 2021 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 25
Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Mood

09.11.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 12443 πŸ” 4405 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 47
A collection of illustrations featuring Catcus, the cactus cat, against a soft brown background, in a flat, shadeless art style. Catcus is a green cat with cactus spikes all over her body, her tail stylised to look like a cactus with a pink flower on it. The six illustrations showcase Catcus being cheeky and playful, knocking plant pots over and rolling in the dirt, sleeping in planters curled cutely, becoming eeeeextra loooong as a pair of gardening gloves pull her out of a plant pot, and followed by her little catcittens, which look like little round cacti balls.You just cannot stay mad at her mischievous self, she's just too cute!

A collection of illustrations featuring Catcus, the cactus cat, against a soft brown background, in a flat, shadeless art style. Catcus is a green cat with cactus spikes all over her body, her tail stylised to look like a cactus with a pink flower on it. The six illustrations showcase Catcus being cheeky and playful, knocking plant pots over and rolling in the dirt, sleeping in planters curled cutely, becoming eeeeextra loooong as a pair of gardening gloves pull her out of a plant pot, and followed by her little catcittens, which look like little round cacti balls.You just cannot stay mad at her mischievous self, she's just too cute!

🌡+🐱 #art

01.10.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 1779 πŸ” 788 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 3
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

i'm officially open for commissions! and to celebrate, prices are HALF OFF all the way up until Oct 31st! πŸ˜±πŸ™€πŸŽƒπŸ¦‡πŸ‘»

these prices are SCARILY LOW πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»

24.09.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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It’s here! πŸ’₯ It’s queer!!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
Please, don’t get over it… ⛳️
It’s Big Gay’s Big Break!!! 🧨πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

a 16pg comic/zine based on a real day in the life of a raccoon actor!!! πŸŽ₯ 🦝

savageclan3.itch.io/big-gays-big...
(Free to download, donation optional πŸ₯ΊπŸ™)

24.09.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

18.09.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 31477 πŸ” 11440 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 101
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Eepy kitty

17.09.2025 07:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Silksong day to those who celebrate

04.09.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the biggest gayest trash you know is turning 25 πŸ“ŸπŸ‘΄

🎊BIG GAY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎊
πŸ“₯DM on tel for gc πŸ’¬
[ FRI. 9/12 6PM-2AM ]

a creative fun night at our apt in WeHo: Drinks! Dabs! (An exclusive COMIC)!!!
+ ICE CREAM CAKE?!!?!? πŸŽ‚ 🍰

26.08.2025 02:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

benson boone looks like he’s supposed to be gay

26.08.2025 14:29 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if i was in a group chat i would simply read the pinned messages before asking any stupidass questions

19.08.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even know which of my many strains of neurodivergence fuels my paranoia but that's by far the most debilitating piece lately. My hypervigilance, monotropism, shitty distress tolerance, executive dysfunction, and general mood instability- I can find and address the source (usually). Not this.

05.08.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🀑DUMB FURRY SURVIVOR 2 πŸŽͺ:
🦝🐺🐻SUITERS VS. "THE POORS"πŸ™‡πŸ€¦πŸ™Ž

SAT AUGUST 23RD- πŸ“… 8PM
πŸƒLive Game-show 🏝After-partyπŸ«—
WeHo, CA- DM on Tele 4 group chat + addy

02.08.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I knew how to exist

19.07.2025 09:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.07.2025 02:54 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
axer stands tall and still in a gas mask and coat amongst people dancing at a rave. His eyes glow blue from his gas mask and a purple alert symbol is above his head.Everything is tones blue with glowing items in a shock teal colour. Large screens line the wall behind them as laser beams dance in the air. There's probly some really cool music playing; you decide what music, ok? That way it's REALLY cool.

axer stands tall and still in a gas mask and coat amongst people dancing at a rave. His eyes glow blue from his gas mask and a purple alert symbol is above his head.Everything is tones blue with glowing items in a shock teal colour. Large screens line the wall behind them as laser beams dance in the air. There's probly some really cool music playing; you decide what music, ok? That way it's REALLY cool.

The rave

14.07.2025 21:55 πŸ‘ 6519 πŸ” 1411 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 5
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Dumb Furry Taskmaster
Live Gameshow and Afterparty
Fri. July 25th 8pm-1am

Questions?

16.07.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

problematic body temperature gap relationship

26.06.2025 15:41 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4
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πŸ—“οΈJULY 25th, 8pm
πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆWeho, CA

πŸ“§DUMB FURRY TASKMASTER
πŸͺ…live gameshow + party 🎈

CASTING 5 SoCal SUITERS TO PLAY!!!

HMU on Telegram to be added to the GC!

23.06.2025 17:20 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“ΊπŸ‘€

22.06.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another one of my all time fave comms, this is by @ozanthium.bsky.social πŸ’œ

21.06.2025 08:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Haven't posted literally any of the art I've gotten here should start fixing that lol

Starting with one of my faves πŸ’œ done by @etrii.bsky.social

20.06.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To want is excruciating. Wanting for food, for shelter, for basic needs is an obvious and easily defined pain. The want of community, of belonging, or of love is far more ineffable a hurt. Every expression an ephemeral wound that even when it vanishes will yet remain as a tortuous memory

19.06.2025 07:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Might try forcing myself to post here daily just to express at least ~something~ to the void. Haven't been able to make words to express myself well lately and having a daily public thought might be helpful idk

18.06.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Boy knows how to beg πŸ₯Ί

16.06.2025 02:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Words fail me.

12.06.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Conversation on Grindr with a transphobic douche:

Me- "Oh nice, there's actually a pup we been tryna collar who lives in that area. We haven't been out to her side of town yet but we do plan to spend more time in that area once we see her more often."

TD- "That’s super cool! You said her, is it a biological female?"

Me- "Feels like a bit of an invasive question about a 3rd party's genitals ngl. I haven't asked about what is in her pants, we haven't gotten there."

TD- "Ah ok, so it could me a mtf or a legit woman"

Conversation on Grindr with a transphobic douche: Me- "Oh nice, there's actually a pup we been tryna collar who lives in that area. We haven't been out to her side of town yet but we do plan to spend more time in that area once we see her more often." TD- "That’s super cool! You said her, is it a biological female?" Me- "Feels like a bit of an invasive question about a 3rd party's genitals ngl. I haven't asked about what is in her pants, we haven't gotten there." TD- "Ah ok, so it could me a mtf or a legit woman"

And the straight men "exploring" on Grindr wonder why they get told they don't belong in queer spaces πŸ™„ didn't have the energy to put him in his place with a tirade, hoping he gets the hint from the insta block after an otherwise very positive conversation 🀬 (cw transphobic dickwad)

09.06.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Being capable of (at least usually) masking WELL while autistic as shit is such a double edged sword. Feels impossible to get closer to people without trying to show them the real you, but when you either try to unmask a lil or it slips from burnout they think you're suddenly n offputtingly unstable

03.06.2025 18:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Master been sleeping in all day so been slooowly tryna tidy n clean as quietly as possible to not disturb them, then stumble and drop a buncha dishes and shiz and make a huge clatter only for them to keep sleeping thru it πŸ˜… I always forget this bitch has 7 siblings and can sleep thru a hurricane

31.05.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0