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Jordan Hagedon

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First Yellow Shit the incalculable distance between generations of mothers

read my latest little old story

21.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lithographs of Hawkins's sketches of Ichthyosaur anatomy, with handwritten attotations.

Lithographs of Hawkins's sketches of Ichthyosaur anatomy, with handwritten attotations.

A very special #FossilFriday. Thanks to @nhmlibraryarchives.bsky.social, one of the c19th's greatest works of palaeontological literature is now properly digitised: Thomas Hawkins's beautiful, epic, semi-unhinged Memoirs of Ichthyosauri and Plesiosauri (nhm.primo.exlibrisgroup.com/permalink/44...)

20.02.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a peculiarly ferocious shark

19.02.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 11

Doing art badly is good and sacred

06.02.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 6286 πŸ” 1788 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 75

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

06.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 5846 πŸ” 808 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 19

favorite shark folklore? and/or fav shark book?

06.02.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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brass solidarity band performing β€œstand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting β€œthe people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

27.01.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 23474 πŸ” 7825 πŸ’¬ 331 πŸ“Œ 883

and the great shroud of the sea rolled on as it rolled five thousand years ago

21.01.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

really fucking enjoyed The Empusium. wish it was way way longer i wasn't ready for it to be over

14.01.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cooly accepting strange ceramic sounds in the early morning dark

14.01.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i want to be in the woods

13.01.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

somebody better shut that chipmunk up (squeaking endlessly in the backyard)

08.01.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Observe The House From The Jordan Vault: WAIT FOR A BETTER SIGN

an old story finally seeing the light of day

01.01.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredible Din From the Jordan Vault

glimmer train liked this one way back in 2016 xo

07.12.2025 13:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.

Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.

A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).

06.12.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 4653 πŸ” 1658 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 265

dancing in my mirror like i'm 17

23.11.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a full moon shines brightly in the night sky ALT: a full moon shines brightly in the night sky

moon energy at 9:58 AM

22.11.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WOMAN KILLED BY CAR – DRAGGED From The Jordan Vault

"jesus christ! i'm going to vomit" read my latest short story here <3

02.11.2025 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Deadland From the Jordan Vault

hiding hiding hiding between the aisles of the video store #personalessay #creativenonfiction #write #substack #horrorfilm

19.10.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Always Been So Where is your wife? Where is she?

where did your neighbor's wife go? where is she?

30.09.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A dahlia in the rain

A dahlia in the rain

We still have this.

25.09.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bunch of red roses are growing in front of a blue sky . ALT: a bunch of red roses are growing in front of a blue sky .
22.09.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Silence From the Jordan Vault

black cat black cat what happened to the black cat

18.08.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the lingering migraine: a tale of vomit and despair

13.08.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i can't be trusted to water plants, to manage a garden. it's something that makes me sad!

03.08.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it feels almost physically painful to write this goddamn book

02.08.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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True Name A Fairy Tale from the Jordan Vault

read my latest here

31.07.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neighborhood Benign who is knocking at the door?

shhhh.. who's at the door?
#writesky #flashfiction #lyricalfiction #suburbs #neighborhood

25.06.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

june 2025

21.06.2025 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0