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The official squid of the washington nationals

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fate of the universe on the line I WANT YAMAMOTO

02.11.2025 05:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

insane drake curse

02.11.2025 05:06 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

uh oh

01.11.2025 03:15 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nationals worse

01.11.2025 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HOLY SHIT LOL

01.11.2025 03:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thought you were talking about the blue jays announcer for a second lol

29.10.2025 00:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is the word you are looking for ‘less’

29.10.2025 00:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i can’t believe people argued he was blocking the plate. blocking the plate from whom?

28.10.2025 18:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

pasta is what is for lunch today!

28.10.2025 18:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ninja • tweet from @ Ninja I'll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won't miss simple kicks. Or snappers that won't mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this. • 1.1K replies 295 retweets 9.3K likes DuckyTheGamer tweet from @duckybtw I'll never understand how pro fortnite players just... miss shots. I feel like there has to be pools of pro players who can just click on their heads and hit every shot with 100% accuracy. just seems so SILLY. @ 41 replies 2 159 retweet 4K likes Ninja @Ninja Replying to @duckybtw This is the shittiest reply ever. Fortnite requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not "positions" in Fortnite. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.

Ninja • tweet from @ Ninja I'll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won't miss simple kicks. Or snappers that won't mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this. • 1.1K replies 295 retweets 9.3K likes DuckyTheGamer tweet from @duckybtw I'll never understand how pro fortnite players just... miss shots. I feel like there has to be pools of pro players who can just click on their heads and hit every shot with 100% accuracy. just seems so SILLY. @ 41 replies 2 159 retweet 4K likes Ninja @Ninja Replying to @duckybtw This is the shittiest reply ever. Fortnite requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not "positions" in Fortnite. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.

27.10.2025 01:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i hate springer btw. bro loves cheating.

21.10.2025 02:32 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Springer is a bum and deserves nothing positive, so this is a sign our world is truly fucked

21.10.2025 02:32 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

guy who was definitely not at the louvre today

19.10.2025 15:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ELECTRIC

18.10.2025 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

squid who was very wrong!

17.10.2025 17:37 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh happy birthday! maybe the jays deserve to win today

17.10.2025 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one thing i will say about this TNF game is that jamarr chase needs more targets

17.10.2025 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
“we are going to sacrifice marlins man tonight” quote from max flames

“we are going to sacrifice marlins man tonight” quote from max flames

speaking of max scherzer

17.10.2025 00:46 👍 35 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

my former roommate/close friend is a big M’s guy.

17.10.2025 00:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🔱

17.10.2025 00:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

can’t remember ever seeing a player have to leave a game from a cramp mid at bat before

17.10.2025 00:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Just because Roberts keeps going back to Blake Treinen does not mean you should text your ex

14.10.2025 03:01 👍 140 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 6

insane

16.10.2025 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

keeping my eye out for a dolphin with sick googles on the broadcast

16.10.2025 22:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When a baseball team uses an opener in a playoff game

16.10.2025 22:21 👍 172 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

Yeah, I’m thinking about a playoff opener, opening an ice cold can of beer and watching the Mariners.

16.10.2025 22:31 👍 64 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

i hate openers

16.10.2025 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i hope he balls out. prime 2015 max

16.10.2025 21:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hahaha i had totally blanked that part of his career out. i want him to succeed but also i want the m’s to win.

16.10.2025 21:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have fun

16.10.2025 21:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0