Dave

GOOD

Edited screenshot of a tweet by jon_snow_420: Anthropic: I have made AI angels: you fucked up a perfectly good spellchecker is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

I did know of them as a younger kid, because I’d seen them at a zoo somewhere - possibly Jersey?

I seem to remember we always just referred to them as giant guinea pigs though, so when I came across the name capybara later it took a moment to figure out they were the same thing.

Hah! Seems to be an open invite

There is something of the "I'm going to eat you, just not in front of all of these people" to the ambassador, there. And I am VERY here for it. 🤣

That body language & all the stroking is extraordinary. Top work.

For no particular breaking topical reason, a recent (award-winning) cartoon.

Nope. Never seen that in a description, though I’ve seen houses that look like they would fit it.

I don’t think he has the right tone in his toolbox to not come across as a massive arsehole.

I keep thinking about this and how much spending time in Gaza in 2024 really changed my visceral understanding of what war MEANS.

Gru from minions pitching a plan: pitch to the right; force the electorate to pick between two blocs; become the second party in your bloc (at which he looks surprised and sad)

It also reads like something out of Ladies of Letters. Would fit right in with the Lamburgerghini and the Sheep Dippers Chardonnay.

Daily Mail+ I'm trapped and under attack in Dubai - while back home in Chichester my daughters are furious, the labradoodles are sick and, worst of all, I left my Mounjaro pen in the fridge

I thought the title was meant to entice one to read the piece, not contain the entire piece.

Can we leave the influencers where they are, though? Not sure we want them back

Nope

Of course they do... genius.

On this basis, I'm assuming, there's a retired primary school teacher out there whose antibodies could do the childhood disease equivalent of walking into the Copland Road end at Ibrox in a Celtic shirt and offering to take on all comers.

I assume you saw this too

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

READ THE ALT TEXT.

Ooft wow.

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

I am amused that the party of the hostile environment is trying to lecture anyone on British tolerance.

“Charlotte embodies the new Conservative Party” yes, losing your deposit

Please sir get on the telly and say the line please sir, for me, do it for sweetie pie Rose

We need hopeful entertainment as an antidote to the likes of … *gestures at world *

Salma Yaqoob @SalmaYaqoob Almost feel sorry for the haters who are trying to spin Muslims voting for a woman in a party led by a gay Jewish man is evidence of Islamist sectarianism In fact it's evidence of genuine tolerance, rejection of superficial identity politics and ability to prioritise tackling common concerns of cost of living, protecting public services and rejecting war mongering. And the promotion of mutual respect and individual freedoms. The coming together of people is terrifying for the ruling elites.

Totally this.

The rightwing hate “journalists” are spinning Muslims voting for a woman in a party led by a gay Jewish man as Islamist sectarianism.

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

"The forgotten majority" being the 71% who didn't vote for you.

I would imagine out the door, like Starmer said they could if they didn’t like what was being done.

I’m sure that clip is getting absolutely zero use this morning 😂😂

It's the Daily Record during the scrap the clause campaign all over again - "they want to make everyone queer! We (/our massive donor bus company) want to keep all the children safe!" and so on

In 1938, the German Reich invalidated all German Jewish passports.

They must surrender them, after which their ID will mark them as a Jew.

In 2026, the state of Kansas invalidated all correct trans drivers licenses.

They must surrender them, after which their ID will mark them as trans.