George the Original Third

The only law is Murphy's

My wife was not impressed when I bought the flat iron griddle. Now, she and everyone else are asleep, and I'm on the porch making pancakes at midnight.

I cannot wait to see what southpark does with the donica j Lewinsky shit.

If i was able to start a political party it would be called the "Fuck these assholes" party.

Its entire platform would be to primary every old guard democrat, and fight against anything maga wants.

Spend lots of money on getting rid of Schumer.

What the fuck?!

Someone needs to hit the worldwide 1mc and play "don't worry, be happy" over every media device around the world. The irony and gallows humor of it would be epic.

I made meatloaf last night. Which means meatloaf sandwiches for lunch.

I think I make meatloaf just for the next day sammich.

My wife wanted chickens. I did not. Now i'm obsessed with them. She doesn't use bluesky so it's safe to say here that I love em. I still get to grumble about HER chickens like this is all her fault.

Kitten (Pickles) sleeping on me to the left, Silkie Chick (Princess Pule) sleeping on me to the right.

when i take a nap, they use my belly to take a nap.

kittens and Chickens folks. kittens and chickens.

I think the most immediate danger to the US populace is an increase in cyber attacks. We are going to see a spike. Thats the only thing I can usefully do right now is give a stupid obvious warning.

I. Fucking. Hate. This. Timeline.

I can see exactly where this is going. It's just so juvenile.

I was once on the cutting edge of technology. I did shit that, at the time, was fucking awesome. I built applications that were, in my not so humble opinion, best in class.

But I'm starting to feel my age. Mentally at least. I just don't have the boundless energy anymore.

Yay

My phone just popped this up after I had reacted to a surprise.

#wtf

My phone "let me play you some music to help you fall asleep" after I had pressed the Gemini button by accident. *starts playing nature sounds*
Me: "turn off the sound.", Gemini: "I can't control sounds on your phone"

I fucking miss the 80s. It wasnt a perfect time, but God damn it was a good one.

More kitten

He's helping me work today

My daughter made this coraline inspired doll

The sage advice of the old crackpot uncle.

That's me, I am that uncle. I am now defined as a person.

Hurrah

Matt Dinniman writes mental trauma as poetry. If you've been through some shit you will fucking connect with his writing.

Kitty distribution system found me. Cats probably 9 weeks old. Super friendly.

Im in my hometown for the weekend. Everything is so... different.

I dont like it.

Dungeon crawler carl is a literary masterpiece.

Since canceling the comedian at the correspondent dinner. Comedians should do their own roast as a counter event. Make a big enough fuss to get some coverage and everyone would watch that.

Just completed building a training packet for hipaa for my clients.

Woot

That's a two week project done.

Ok, done for the day. My shoulders and arms feel like lead after planing most of one side of my slab o' wood.

Which I've finally determined is bishop wood.

I need a massage

#woodworking