Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy

Of course it was Newt who took out AO3🤭

He's not my bit on the side. He's far too pure of heart to be anybody's bit on the side. He's just an angel... I know.

71 days to go!

Between our war and your war, they're going to kill everything and let God sort it out—right? Anyway, sorry to stand her wittering, I've just a quick question—where am I?

Day 43 of posting a picture of Aziraphale and Crowley until they come back to us.

a man in a suit and tie is crying and holding a cup ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and holding a cup

Nasty cough you've got there, we'll get the best cough medicine we have, out for you.
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Yes, there appears to be some troubling social delusion going on.
We've just packed a group of people off to the medical unit to get checked out.
Want to tag along with them?
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You all seem to be delusional, what have you all been eating and drinking?
We can't jail people who are unwell.
Off to the medical unit, all of you, get checked out.
You too, S.O. Rabey. And for the record, Jail is NOT corrupt.
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S.O. Rabey
We are inclined to think that you need a little career review with Jail, HRH and the President.
You seem to be getting a little...ahead of yourself, shall we say.
You can bring Officer Sam if you want.
The Psycho known as Star is not invited.
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a cat sitting in the driver 's seat of a car looking out the window ALT: a cat sitting in the driver 's seat of a car looking out the window

All this fuss and drama over
one
little
strawberry dessert.
We're getting canteen to knock up one for EVERY one of you.
Drivers will be on their way.
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READ AND INWARDLY DIGEST:
IT IS
A
STRAWBERRY
DESSERT
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Whom, dear Star?
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LOOK.
IT. IS. A. STRAWBERRY DESSERT.
We will be visiting ALL of you, with a whole one each, for you to ENJOY.
Don't go anywhere, we know where you are.
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It's a simple innocent strawberry flavoured deeelishus dessert. Stop trying to turn it into something else.
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What is all this outrage and tomfoolery, over a perfectly innocent dessert??!
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*shocked collective faces*
We very beg your pardon?
We have no idea what you're alluding to.
Perfectly innocent dessert.
Want some?
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You will be first to try it.
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Oh dear.
What seems to be the problem, S.O. Rabey?
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Looks scrumptious, doesn't it?
Want a taste?
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#gojailatarsehq #SpringCanteenMenu
WHATHO, good fandom people!
There's a zing in our step, for Spring is around the corner.
The daffodils are all beginning to flower!
The canteen boys are positively humming with new recipes for their Spring canteen menu!
Here's a sneak peak!

Sorry for the delay, been terribly busy.
Jail for the above post I think.
How're things going? Settled back down yet?
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Special Officer Rabey!!!
@louiserabeyart.bsky.social
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a close up of a cat looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a cat looking at the camera .

You have a well-deserved break.
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Yes.
It's funny.
A lot of people say that.
Hmm.
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What a delightful turn of phrase you have, young Star.
Is there, perhaps, something else we can get you?
Plenty of Turkraken still around, from Christmas.
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Jolly good!!
Just a word to the wise, he will be like this for a lot of the time.
And he makes quite a lot of...noises.
Don't worry about it, it's just his way.
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Oh, she'll love it!!
We've got some sauces to go with it!
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Well done S.O. Rabey.
Thoughtful and on the ball as ever.
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If she become a pain in the derriere, invite her into a spare cell for a bit.
The gherkin cheesecake has just arrived.
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That was uncalled for.
Blatent heightism.
HRH

URGENT JOB, S.O. RABEY!! DROP EVERYTHING!
@louiserabeyart.bsky.social
This has just been brought to our attention.
Before we get young Officer Sam @northernrobot.bsky.social partnered up, perhaps you could investigate this and give young Sam the benefit of you experience in these matters?
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