she is a highly dangerous and manipulative individual and to my knowledge she has SA'd at least four people
20.02.2026 05:30
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she is a highly dangerous and manipulative individual and to my knowledge she has SA'd at least four people
//CW SA
PSA when i lived with this woman she SA'd me multiple times (btwn Aug & Oct 2024) which started with her convincing me to take shrooms with her with the intention of assaulting me while i was high
girl who has a GRS consult this year
welcome to bluesky. please make sure to say "hey guys check this out" whenever you see a clock for any reason in any context. it'll get funnier the more you do it, trust me.
anyone know how a girl can get her hands on some t gel
βiβm 7in! iβm 7in!β i continue to insist as i shrink & atrophy into a corn cob
yet another ex who left him smh
The four humors:
Shid
Cumb
Fard
Piss
Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen
Mr. Gorbachev, tear off my jorts
when a leftist brings out the phrase βdeeply unseriousβ to describe someone that is the closest we can come to admitting we want a person dead
youβre living in it, baby
Part of this is because when Studio Ghibli complained about too many names on the Mononoke poster (meaning the profusion of Miramax execs) the single name that was removed was mine.
A meme in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" meme, but instead there are four separate sections of text. They read, respectively: You wouldn't enter a hospital. You wouldn't talk to the receptionist. You wouldn't talk to a doctor. You wouldn't comfort your grieving wife.
a triumph of memetic engineering
girls say βi know a spotβ and start touching your prostate
the daddy in question? π₯Έπ₯
girls when they uh girls whwn
really putting the E in pirate
agony (unimaginable pain)
bottle (vial) of rum (estrogen)
my coffee βΉοΈ