Cookie-cutter shark Christmas cards? Take my money!
04.03.2026 00:14
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Cookie-cutter shark Christmas cards? Take my money!
Boy do I wish you had posted this before lunchtime
Friend, if my math is right, you were paid $23.75 per student taught. It hurts to type that.
I taught four courses for UF, full-time, 300 students each, $28,500.
Like the man said, he's just looking for ways "to keep the lights on and keep food on the table.” (Psst, UF, I am an award-winning instructor and will teach this class for the low, low price of $50K).
I also taught a course for UF. The university paid me $4,000.
After all, he was just trying to make some extra dough
Here to second this. ^^ I was a skeptic, but it's been a game-changer.
I saw this, too! Could not believe my eyes. Glad you got some footage.
WOW 🤩
Please someone cover this with the headline "The Eyes Have It"
a colour photograph of a Christmas postcard with fish themed wordplay. The card reads With best wishes for a very happy Christmas. Grief find no plaice and pain no perch nor carping critic vex your sole. The words plaice, perch, carp and sole are illustrated with those fish species
Before we head off for the holiday season we wanted to wish you all a Merry Fishmas 🐟 and a Happy New Year 🎆
📷PCU1.3: A festive postcard from Joseph Thomas Cunningham, a marine biologist known for his work on flatfish, to an unknown recipient
Matt, please accept my sincere condolences. Thank you for sharing this tribute to your father and your shared joy on the water.
That's what I want to know! I think we are reasonably annoyed.
Anyone have a good-news environmental story from the past week we can share in the @therevelator.org newsletter? I have a lot of NEGATIVE news in this issue and could use something to balance it all out. 💀
I'll settle for semi-good news!
Ideas welcome up until 9am PT Wednesday!
Eavesdropping used to be my favorite hobby until I realized most people on the phone were just describing previous conversations.
The last time I was this disappointed was when I learned enough Czech to find out all the hushed conversations on the evening tram in Prague were about potatoes.
A protestor at a No Kings rally in Gainesville, costumed as Trump with crown and royal robe, holds a sign that says "I'm the King of Liars." Another protestor holds a sign that says "No Kings in America."
Protestors with signs line a street in Gainesville at a No Kings rally. One sign says "Not normally a sign-carrying guy, but jeez!"
Protestors wear inflatable costumes, including a chicken in sunglasses, frogs with crowns, and a skeleton T-Rex.
No Kings in Gainesville, Fla.
No Kings - Gainesville, Fla.
Anchovy
We will be writing more of these. If you’re a scientist and your science has been disrupted, we want to hear from you: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/c...
My friend, a Texas alum, flew into Gainesville to go to the game and preach at church tomorrow, and I am glad he knows the mercy of the Lord because he will not get any from the rest of us. #GoGators 🐊
LAST CALL for pledges to the Reef Keepers crowdfunding campaign! These funds support our next shoots as we capture Florida's coral story. Two Frost Science Museum tix and other donor perks are still up for grabs! Heartfelt thanks to all our contributors. 🙏 seedandspark.com/fund/reef-ke...
Gainesville friends! Stop by Cypress & Grove tonight from 5-7 p.m. for a Reef Keepers pop-up event. Trailer showing at 5:30. Fab raffle prizes from Life Unplastic, The Lynx, Opus coffee at 6:00. Hang out w/ film producer Alyson Larson & me to talk all things coral!
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Want to support our storytelling? We're halfway through a crowdfunding campaign for our next shoots and are looking for 240 people to pledge $25. Your help gets our crew on boats and to labs and backyards to tell Florida's coral story. Thank you. 🙏 seedandspark.com/fund/reef-ke...
Our trailer is out! "Reef Keepers" is about the fight to keep Florida's Coral Reef alive against the odds. Filmmaker Alyson Larson and I are capturing the personal stories behind one of the nation's greatest environmental crises in a tale of hope and Florida defiance.
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This sounds like one of my favorite book dedications, penned by Camilo Jose Cela: "I dedicate this 13th and definitive edition of my 'Pascual Duarte' to my enemies, who have been of such help to me in my career."
A short story called "Diamonds in the Rough," courtesy of San Felasco Hammock Preserve State Park. See it? 🐍
One stout rainstorm, and you can shoot the rapids in the middle of Gainesville.
Yes. "Midwestern apes" stopped me in my tracks as cold as an Indiana snowstorm. In an argument about choosing words, that was a very revealing choice on her part.
Please tell me the subject line of your email was "Rheality check"
