Check for this Dominoβs delivery car in the Ep$te1n files
Check for this Dominoβs delivery car in the Ep$te1n files
James Cameron: Pandora can have anything. Flying dragons, giant blue and green beings, sentient plantsβ¦
Me: What about obese people
JC: Absolutely fucking not
Really ridinβ hard for a sequel to Doubt (2008)
Times are tough for Angelina
I watched & reviewed 200 movies this year. Where ya been? Hit me up:
Accidentally paused The Last Samurai here and I fear I may have created a perfect meme for any occasion
Pro tip: donβt name your dog βDigger.β You will have to say their name aloud at the dog park and people willβ¦not think that is what you are yelling π³
Iβll say it again: conservative βcomedyβ is the fucking worst
Moving into a neighborhood with an adorable, well-stocked library is one of the great pleasures of middle-age
Men who call women βfemalesβ should be treated as animals and have their heads eaten off like praying mantises
Itβs ok, gas pump. I forget how to spell Schwarzenegger all the time too
Arenβt we all, these days
Maybe itβll help them develop enough empathy to quit. #acab #improv
#booksky
I like my YouTube like I like my salad delivery service
TikTok algo thinks I wanna watch dudes tell me about Jesus and the Army. LIVE.
Comedy is about SURPRISE. Thatβs why the sub imploding was so hilarious
Not all of my @letterboxd.social reviews are this good, but hereβs a taste of what youβre missing
Do I want to βupgrade my dogβs collar with AI?β What are we doing here you guys
Now that Ramos is stooging for Cuomo maybe leave her off! But do fill out ALL 5 slots, and do NOT rank the guy with nipple rings who harasses women and lies about all the old people he let die! K thx bye
Itβs never been more convenient to NOT vote for someone!
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social @dove-anderson.bsky.social @carmenlagala.bsky.social @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social @deannesmith.bsky.social @maxheadgear.bsky.social
Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! Iβm not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if youβre smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!
To the guy I saw walking with a husky puppy and a toddler β- praying for you, man
I hope someoneβs keeping a database of all the celebrities Jimmy Fallon has claimed are βthe bestβ
Thought this as recently as a few weeks ago in Montreal, at a towering cinema of temporary stairs
We are mature
I am writing 3-sentence movie reviews here now if anyone gives a shit boxd.it/45UF7
I thought the SAME THING