Alan

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

New batlas (bird atlas) dropped.

These techbros are happy to have their filthy way with these LLMs but unwilling to take responsibility for the consequences of their actions. I will be opening an orphanage (a pastebin) for unwanted LLM children (LLM code) and accepting donations for the AWS bill to run each piece indefinitely.

Stephan Geering @stephangeering.bsky.social Challenge for those who are very confident that Claude isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works. 10:25 PM Mar 6, 2026

Not only are LLMs conscious, every program they make are their babies. If you arent running the code they generate for you you're killing their babies!

It is baffling to me that the Venn diagram of old middle aged persons with VR equipment, a hankering for mid 90s rock clubs, and an inability to leave the house on a Saturday night is not a circle.

There was maybe 7 people there. I think you need to perhaps give some leeway here if you want to grow your userbase.

I tried to find a VR Chat instance with some rock music and I got kicked out of the only thing I could find for not responding correctly to how old I am because I wasn't sure exactly what mid 40's year I was while fiddling with my settings.

The ambassador's receptions are noted for their host's exquisite taste. Unfortunately, every Halloween, Mum made us call at the other, much less popular, ambassador's house...

People can write the name of this band as many times as they like but it will always register as "Shakira" for me.

Anakin padme meme. P1 It's finally sunny! P2 and warm? P3 P4 and warm, right?

This is the sort of sunny day that people lose the run of themselves and decide summer has begun. Mark my words you will smell at least one BBQ today. I'm fully expecting someone to drop a "pav?" into the group chat. The canal up by The Barge will be heaving.

They absolutely can. Or probably more likely you could lose them to flood / fire.

Oh, I was convinced they did? Must be the manbrella effect. 🏃‍♂️

Micheál Martin handing a bowl of shamrocks to Donald Trump. Captions read: Bang of piss off these Micheál I wouldn't know anything about that Donald.

Looking for a chance to piss on the shamrocks before they're shipped over to the US? Special piss booths are being setup around the country right now! Check local listings for when the shamrocks will be coming to your town, and as ever arrive bursting with piss! #pissontheshamrocks

Want make word thing but no word in head cave with no robot man tell me how.

Lol, that last line. Basically a shout out to the reaper meme going around.

Blueskyers, please stop adding occasional new posts to old threads. Bsky is awful at handling threads and will push the whole thread to your followers each time! I'd like to see your new updates. I don't need to see the first post 20 times a year. Just post an unthreaded post with a hashtag.

I think that's just because they're not sure how to do it.

burvey (bird survey) completed!

Me (to my date): They pay me in woims. Woims. They pay me in woims.
My date (after some consideration): Is that legal?

I deleted my Twitter account September 2023. I found this note I made about why:

"Musk, whom I do not follow, was at the top of my timeline, blithering on about birth rates and linking to a video of Tucker Carlson interviewing Viktor Orbán. "

This was 2 and a half years ago.

Fuck that site.

My disgust at the price of the fancy crisps in the shops earlier is only surpassed by my disgust at now not having any of the fancy crisps to go with my Friday beer.

you better not have cleaned off that decades worth of flavour!

Dublin went through a burrito craze nearly 20 years ago. How well any of the places involved in that captured authenticity is debatable, but Taco Bell is hardly our first encounter with the concept of Mexican food.

Move over Movember, new least favourite month-based portmanteaus dropped.

Considering how bad Jobs allegedly smelled it's possible he didn't get this advice.

Did a fireplace write this? If you add a letter...

PC wouldn't boot after cloning out the SSD to an external SSD. I knew I checked the source / destination several times but the fear is always there you get them switched. Just turned out to be a restriction where the cloned disk was blocking the original from being recognised. Phew!

Like salmon trying to swim upstream to a lake that doesn't exist, I demand to celebrate my 50th where I celebrated my 21st, even if the pub is now a Supervalu.

Have they checked behind the sofa?

When does spring start in 2026? As milder air sweeps across the UK it could start to feel positively spring-like in places. But when does spring officially begin?

We regret to inform you that Spring started 26 days ago.