Abortress IRL (@abortress)

Omg!

27.11.2025 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh. My. God. Look at CEDESSSSSSSS 😍😭😍😭😍😭😍
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18.09.2025 02:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If he loses a second Coffin Match I will be so upset

18.09.2025 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jeeze I love Darby a lot wtf 😭
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18.09.2025 02:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I forgot Kevin Knight said he likes older women lmao
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18.09.2025 02:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now I do not believe I'm slapping Luchasaurus unless I'm sure I can kill him with it.
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18.09.2025 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm staying here kuz it's free and I don't understand VPNs 🥹

18.09.2025 02:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao! I think the only reason I realized quick was kuz I remembered that time they did that Dynamite/Collision mashup that I didn't know was a mashup 😭 I sat here for like ten seconds and was like "NOT AGAIN" 😂😂

18.09.2025 02:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's so childish

18.09.2025 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IT'S KIP!!! 😍😍😍
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18.09.2025 02:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If there's anything I hate about watching AEW on HBO, it's when we have these extended episodes kuz I have to close the feed and look for it somewhere else. This hour's counted as Collision, I guess.
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18.09.2025 02:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Jfc Toni not "trim your bushes" 😂😂😂
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18.09.2025 01:52 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Surprise Rainyboi and Cinnamon Roll!!!
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18.09.2025 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AH!! YOUR THREAD!!!

18.09.2025 01:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's a trauma response lmfao but also yes kind!

18.09.2025 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think it's my aversion to making too much noise when someone makes a decision about their own appearance. I was the same way about Ospy's straight hair. I just want people to look the way they want 😅

18.09.2025 01:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think I'm the only person who wasn't bothered by him shaving 😂😭

18.09.2025 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's mah boi Juice "The Only Good Thing to Come Out of Joliet" Robinson!!!
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18.09.2025 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He nailed it!! 😂

18.09.2025 01:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now THERE'S the best tag team of all time 😍😍😍
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18.09.2025 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"BECAUSE I'M RICH" NAH CHRISTIAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
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18.09.2025 01:10 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

All this "best tag team" nonsense when our Founding Jobbers are nowhere to be seen 😒
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18.09.2025 01:05 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Montel doing the Lord's work fr 😌
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18.09.2025 00:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not wrong!!!! 😂😂

18.09.2025 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trevochet looking like Stoke's mixed son rn 😂😭😭
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18.09.2025 00:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maxxy ain't have to say another Briscoe in the dirt 😭😭😭 Shit hurt my feelings lmao
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18.09.2025 00:35 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

YES LET'S HEAR FROM DARBA LARBA DING DONG
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18.09.2025 00:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love that Sparkly Ky is also calling it the Men's World Championship 💖
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18.09.2025 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weeeeeeeeee
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18.09.2025 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Robert Martyr is still missing (from Florida) this morning. If you've seen or heard from him, please help his family & friends by calling one of the numbers below. They are worried and want to bring him home. #indiewrestling 🤼

11.09.2025 12:59 👍 36 🔁 42 💬 3 📌 4

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