Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
Local doctor tells female patient that it’s not International Women’s Day, suggests Panadol
"I get what you're saying but there doesn't seem to be anything unusual about today" he said chaser.com.au/general-news...
I have a 1998 Holden Rodeo dual cab. The clutch gave out last week, but no matter what, I still love it. Just a great workhorse.
Not quite my home region, but nearby. These are from the Snowy Mountains in New South Wales, Australia.
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
Sorry if I'm messing things up this is my first time living through a dystopia
(first day as an AI salesman) Can I interest you in an exciting slopportunity
I think I've hit the end stage of being single too long: I'm starting to really appreciate the music of Radiohead.
Got called into HR today because I asked my Catholic coworker if he was going to give up being shit at his job for Lent.
do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
Happy Anniversary of the violent and much-deserved death of Captain Cook to those who celebrate.
Asking my mate from Coober Pedy "What hole did you crawl out of?" Did not get a positive response.
Is the expression "Living under a rock" considered a microagression against people from Coober Pedy?
The start of Pleasantville that tries to rationalise escapism but also serves really well as to remind you how long ago the scientific community was trying to communicate climate change to deaf ears.
*Looks at the Whitlam Dismissal* Australia needs to be republic and not have an unelected executive power that isn't beholden to the people.
*looks at the USA* Maybe the executive house being toothless and largely a formality isn't such a bad thing.
"Let's not be so assured of our success that we miss the warning signs of failure" I say to myself shortly after dropping part of my lunch because I wasn't paying attention.
A friend of mine who is a vet nurse told me that the secret to pegging a guy is to smear some peanut butter on a wall and then go nuts while they're distracted. She reckons you can also take their temperature at the same time.
Gotta admit, my favourite genre of song is when an angry punk band does a downbeat sad song.
Me driving both to and from my work.
"Let's not be so assured of our success that we miss the warning signs of failure" I say to myself shortly after dropping part of my lunch because I wasn't paying attention.
@ginkgocrownarts the goal is to be as kindhearted and perverted as possible
The pads from an Automatic External Defibrillator with the usual connector cut off and a mains power plug fitted. There is a label on it that reads "Manual External Defibrillator".
My latest invention. It also heats up sandwiches.
maybe there in-between my pancreas & large intestine is the piddly brook of my soul.
it’s the ruler by which i reduce all things now; hard-edged & splintering from knowledge that
used to sit, a cloth against fevered forehead.
I'm frankly surprised that there hasn't been some kind of indie film about beating up real estate agents and investors as revenge for housing insecurity yet. I should sit down and write it.
I mean, the best option for your client would be to go find a tattoo artist who is willing to do that style with a photo of you and ask them to design the tattoo. It'll turn out much better and likely suit the area that they are getting it.
Tired: Debilitating fear
Wired: Debilitating fetish
Someone was looking at me weird the other day because I stuck my tongue in and was rubbing the little bit above the opening while drinking.
What a pervert!
