Pipefish are literally just straight seahorses, which for some reason look weirder.

Ghislaine Maxwells dad bought McGraw Hill Publishing in 1989, roughly 19 years into his professional relationship with mossad. McGraw Hill Publishing is the company that published all those american public school textbooks we had.

It's actually called a "cleansing flight" and a lot of them know that their soul purpose in this life is to sacrifice themselves for the greater good of the hive by removing bodies and waste from the hive periodically throughout the winter. If they don't, moisture will kill the colony.

Scientists have successfully cured type 1 diabetes in rats with bilateral organ transplants. Also, the ~3 million unreleased epstein files create a gap in the time line, starting on December 31st 1999 and then released files start again on December 31st 2001, what geopolitical events occurred then?

I really started doing the whole dutch house of orange and carrots conspiracy thing as a bit for my own entertainment, but unironically, baby carrots have got to be the biggest conspiracy in modern agriculture and the only reason I know that is because of a joke about how dumb the concept is.

Fun fact: bill gates is the largest private owner of farm land in America and if we prosecuted him as a pedophile, 275,000 acres of farm land would become available for young agricultural farmers that could use their profits to correct the housing market.

New war mongering dlc?

The overwhelming urge to order a genetically diverse array of paw paw trees is crippling me in the middle of a blizzard

Technically speaking no, mosses and algae were the first life forms to leave the oceans and because of that there were no pollinators to drive the evolution of flowers. That is called a perigonium and does not require a symbiotic pollinator to reproduce, it relies on gravity.

If you crush an AMD 9800X3D into a powder and snort it, you will experience auditory hallucinations of Peter Thiel whispering antisemitic slurs to you.

Common take, but the reason is because chefs are taught in school that a medium-well done egg takes on a sulfur flavor, which will alter the taste of anything else you pair it with. Same reason 90% of restaurants serve at least slightly runny eggs, most people dont notice the sulfur taste tho.

Jokes on you, I got 5,000,000 clams and 20 years experience and i'm "just a farmer"

It is very possible that Peter Thiel has seen my butt cheeks

That whole Steve bannon interview with epstein is so fuckin scary to listen to. He's just blatantly like "yeah so I was essentially the head of finance for the illuminati, which was actually called the trilateral commission" and you start to realize, unironically, the tinfoil hat mfs were right.

Serious potential for a Chris Pratt superbowl curse here tonight

Wack

Theoretically you could make it gluten free too

Nothing makes me embrace alcoholism like pelagic ice

Maura Healey is legally prohibiting ice from "using state land and state resources" (she's the governor of Massachusetts if you dont know) but is also allowing ice to use the states prison systems as concentration camps. How's that supposed to benefit anyone other than the people running the prison?

Boomers may be the soul contributing factor to the entirety of the US becoming functionally unlivable because of housing costs, but at least whenever you're not wondering the temperature they'll blurt it out at you unsolicited.

There are so many people that are so painfully average that instead of finding something to be great at, they'll literally waste more time sabotaging any possible progress souley for the hope that, yet again, no one will notice they're just an average, societal sabotuer; "politicians" also works.

Rule #1, you see a weevil, you must greet said weevil before continuing your day

Republican virtue signaling is just calling misdemeanors domestic terrorism

That is a pretty cow, what breed is that?

I fear the whole concept of posting something on your story has killed the concept of privacy for most who participate. I heard someone say in a crosswalk today "...and they told me I had healthy vaginal girth..." and huge congrats to you, but your own abode is a great place for those conversations.

1 mf with a flipper zero could fuck up a lot of peoples date night

Oh I see, I wasn't trying to compare them as much as just shouting out the accomplishments. Tis inspirational content either way.

I believe that's right around a 5 minute split, the current women's world record (at least the recognized one) belongs to Kenyas Ruth Chepngetich at 2:09:56 which is a pace of 4:58 per mile. I personally cannot get my 5k pace below 5 minutes, I can't even imagine the mindset to do that for 42.2k

That is a pace of 10 minutes and 1 second per mile which is an insanely fast pace for a marathon btw

"The cameras in our maximum security had a windows software update, safe to assume he did it himself tho"