frey from the a

You think a smurf ever tried to make a house outta the wrong mushroom and went insane?

ooh good point

can't really take a bite out of a bread bowl with soup in it without making a mess tho, so maybe if you eat the toppings (soup) first

hot dog, open top

so according to my research brian beacock has a cameo but it looks like he mainly does like happy birthday messages and stuff like that

i kinda feel bad asking him to say a random line about dicks

(also because i'm trying to save a bit of money, the new tomodachi life comes out soon)

Carl's Big Surprise! YouTube video by Alex Clarke

i couldn't find the exact scene where they say it but this should give you the slightest bit of context
youtu.be/4yyUAF64jkE

i don't even like dangitgrandpa but i need monokuma's va to go "someone's dick is coming home with ME TONIGHT" like that one ep of aqua teen hunger force

‘Age Verification’ could force trans people to out themselves to use the internet Automated online ID checking systems add new potential dangers to having a mismatching ID.

www.theverge.com/policy/89207...

(saying just dwayne johnson or just the rock feels weird. his full title is dwayne the rock johnson and i will not be hearing otherwise)

louie from animal crossing. he is a brown ape wearing a gray shirt with a yellow dumbbell on it.

a transparent image of dwayne "the rock" johnson wearing a black turtleneck, jeans, a silver chain, and a black fanny pack.

he was wearing the sweater from the hotel and he kind of reminded me of that old picture of dwayne johnson wearing the chain and the turtleneck

walking into brewster's for my morning coffee and donkey kong is just fucking here for some reason #acnh

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

happy mar10 day

mario will have sex today :D

ooh pretty

probably normal

Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Is Stepping Down Venture capitalist Toni Schneider will take over as interim CEO as Bluesky’s board of directors hunts for a permanent replacement.

BREAKING: Graber is out as CEO of Blueksy.

Full report here from @knibbs.bsky.social:

www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

so anyways i highly recommend is this seat taken

me: *has a set list of current games i'm trying to beat*
also me: but what if i picked this old one back up and become obsessed with it

A large-headed white tiger with love heart-shaped ears and a red cross on its forehead stands in the street.

Heartora, a white tiger with heart ears and a red cross on his forehead, is the mascot for the Japan Red Cross.

this series is the stupidest i've ever seen it's great buy it and prepare to do some obscure research

i often describe wrestling as "a soap opera with suplexes"

How to Talk to Someone Experiencing 'AI Psychosis' Mental health experts say identifying when someone is in need of help is the first step — and approaching them with careful compassion is the hardest, most essential part that follows.

extremely good piece from @samleecole.bsky.social:

www.404media.co/ai-psychosis...

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Gender shouldn’t draw any lines.
Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard?
Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone.
love is love♡

"When someone is born into this world crying and then grows up being taught nothing, what do you think happens when that person obtains power"

"they stop making things themselves and when they want something they just steal it from someone else. They become comfortable with hurting people and the fighting never ends."

Dandadan preaching today

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

i feel like i'm gonna get got by a nintendo sniper just for watching this ._.

Some gnomes doing gnome things.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

A drawing of Ditto from Pokopia.

Pokopia Ditto 🙏

no way this is real i fucking can't 😂😂