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I can’t even begin to imagine the drugs he’ll be on, or the doctors tasked to formulate what to give him and the dosage.

It’s not really a ferment unless it comes from the Ferment region of France.

RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."

I’m surprised he didn’t tell you to smile.

Scientific name: magnificus orangeus floofilus

Honestly, seeing the Empire as a bureaucracy was one of my favorite parts. I was waiting for Major Partagaz to pass out an organizational chart with solid and dotted lines.

The first reporter who says “Yeah, every historian says you’re the most stupid, fat, stinky egomaniac president by a wide margin” will get fired but the GoFundMe page for them will raise a million dollars.

Karoline called Trump a “student of history”. Of all the thousands of lies she’s told, this might be the lyingist.

I'm thankful for my German Shepherd, L'Rell, who busted my lip with her head while playing; now I'm spending Thanksgiving holding a tissue to my lip.

Gorgeous kitty with a big stretch! If humans could stretch like cats, chiropractors would go out of business.

We had our first snowfall about a month ago. Welcome to the club.

Wolf 359 was an inside job.

Nasty evening. 42 degrees and rain. L’Rell can’t understand why I went inside after only 10 minutes of playing. #LifeWithAGermanShepherd

Sleek black teenage kittens are so pretty. Who am I kidding, any color and any age cat are pretty.

A freezer full of beef sounds like a great idea.

Bungie channeling Commander Shepard.

This is one of the reasons that when this fat fuck dies, the parties and celebrations will be legendary.

Driver 8

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

You'll love it when Thomas or Alito retire in the next couple of years and our new justice is James Ho.

To the surprise of no one, Sam Alito loves killin' people.

Good morning from the high desert here in SE Idaho! Just fixing to go for a long walk with my dog, L’Rell.

1. The Alternative Factor
2. Code of Honor
3. The Muse (DS9)
4. Ex Post Facto
5. These Are The Voyages

Vacuuming while watching Arkansas in the college World Series; as soon as I finish, L'Rell comes up from the basement and plops on the couch. "I'm here to refill the dog hair you just vacuumed up." The circle of life.

May be my favorite day of the year. NCAA college baseball tournament, 8 super regional games, all day long. Doesn’t matter who is playing, I’m a pig in slop.

I’m watching the men’s college World Series; L’Rell noses my hand to go out. I say “after this inning” and she audibly huffs her displeasure.

Why is he wearing that stupid fucking hat? It's a military academy graduation, not a rally. Oh, my bad, I forgot who we're talking about here.

I'm partial to Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit.

The opening number set the hook and reeled me in.

I'm thinking in the video game Stray, the cat is Gordon Freeman's cat. The city the cat must navigate looks quite like City 17 from Half Life 2, and the cat spends an inordinate amount of time navigating ducts.