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Todd Eschlund

@deathmaw

Reader of books, player of games, occasional werewolf.

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Susan Ivanova in Babylon 5: No boom today (DVD quality, good audio)
Susan Ivanova in Babylon 5: No boom today (DVD quality, good audio) YouTube video by I can't believe I'm back on Mars

No boom today. Boom tomorrow.

youtu.be/-pzKg7IxhNA?...

09.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, Earth?

09.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Galaxy Note 47 uses a sarium krellide battery; the Acquisition 47 made by the Ferengi is the one with antimatter explosion problems. The maximum radius of the explosion is determined by the amount of gold-pressed latinum you spend at the time of purchase.

08.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve beat bosses once or twice
Livin’ in a gamer’s paradise.

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a holo adventure series titled β€œIndiana Jones” that involves punching nazis.

08.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spies come in a wide variety in my setting; Mata Hari types that rely on seduction; Jim Phelps types that use teams to infiltrate, deceive, and disrupt; James Bond types that tend to be wrecking balls; MacGuyver types who can improvise a way into and out of anything; and many other types besides.

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next stop: Womanhattan.

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, some people stand in the darkness.

05.03.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Darth Vader: β€œYou’re going to be the first one through the door when we board the Rebel ship that escaped from Scarif.”

05.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try the magical phrase β€œComputer: Remove dragon”.

04.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

04.03.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you install a Mister Fusion device on your car, you can use nearly anything as fuel.

02.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Johnny: β€œWhat? I’m just trying to get my flame on.”

02.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sunmaker: β€œI’m gonna make you a star!”

02.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Green Lantern Corps: Light β€˜em up!

01.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, if all of the people ever are imagining me, does that mean I’m the result of a mass hallucination?

28.02.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whitesparrow is the β€œbase camp” for my current party. One of the PCs is the new owner of the Shady Palm.

26.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It means the opposite of β€œdie soft”.

25.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would be an accurate description of anything spoken by His MAGA-sty Genghis Don. 🀣

25.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

An intriguing offer. Here’s my counter:

I give you heroes, you give me sarcophaghosts to guard my remains after I shuffle off this mortal coil.

25.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have ADHD; I’m always on at least three side quests simultaneously.

25.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After the Doctor gets done:

The Power Outage of the Daleks.

25.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure you can. Make two or more saddles and set them on fire. Voila! You have blazing saddles without plagiarism or copyright infringement.

25.02.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The TARDIS. It can travel anywhere in the universe. I can even arrive at my destination before I depart for it

25.02.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ensign Taurik is testing a method of increasing warp field efficiency by unbalancing the plasma flow to the nacelles. I know that seems counterintuitive, but preliminary tests are good, and Geordi approved a functional test.

That’s why the β€œcheck warp engine” light is on.

25.02.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Discord is fucked beyond usability at this point anyway. They shot themselves in the guts with the new β€œpolicy” they’ll be inflicting on users soon. Just let them die.

24.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eve looks different somehow. Did she do something new with her hair?

24.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a quote from the Epstein files? Or maybe the XXX-Files?

24.02.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a scientist, but I’ve been paying attention, and I’m mad.

24.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
I've No More ... To Give
I've No More ... To Give YouTube video by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq - Topic

Vibes:

youtu.be/-calvsGLRfs?...

23.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0