Imagine if Iran had the philosopher’s stone and could create human animal chimeras.
13.03.2026 02:09
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Imagine if Iran had the philosopher’s stone and could create human animal chimeras.
"Imagine if they had an army of gundams, think about what a terror that would be."
Planning ahead is woke dei.
42 people. millions of trans people are being tortured by their governments because of 42 people.
I have been to furry house parties with more people attending
The number of comments in support of this is 61. Dude I could SWAMP that number with just my own followers take five minutes to comment that this proposals is based on dubious evidence provided by known hate groups peddling pseudoscience and that HRT has a century of evidence supporting its safety
“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan
Every time he puts a quote mark around something, it reads as sarcastic or not true.
"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."
Just saying it right out loud now.
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I would argue that the fact that Donald Trump is not in jail for raping little girls with Epstein is more responsible for the normalization of pedophilia than every “problematic drawing” that has ever existed on the internet combined.
Chief Nerd CHIEF NERD @TheChiefNerd X.com SAM ALTMAN: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter." 1:22 3:36 AM • 3/12/26 • 1.7M Views
Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.
Ironically, it takes someone incredibly fucking stupid to say something like that.
I love Gandalf.
Complete with the several opportunities to turn around and return home for safety, only to go deeper and deeper in.
Dayuuuuuuum that’s dark. XD
Terry Pratchett in a blue jacket and Akubra hat holding a young owl for release.
Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️
To summarize, Trump has offered asylum to Iran’s women’s soccer team and death to its men’s.
That last post here. “If you just listen to Nazis a bit more, like I have, you’d realize how degenerate most furries are.”
Fuck all the way off.
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
“wanting to be a shitty person and hanging out with other shitty people and then being surprised pikachu when they are shitty to you” really is the perfect summary of the modern right
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it is dropping charges against five soldiers who were accused of sexually abusing a Palestinian detainee.
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
“Stop being such a paypro, bro, it’s totally slop.”
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
the lengths blizzard entertainment went to in order to ruin consumer trust in order to make a dollar should be studied because what the fuck happened. no seriously what the fuck happened
Worth remembering that a lot of Batman beyond was inspired by spider-man, and not just Terry’s age and personality.
“Joker would hate spider-man because he’s actually funny”
OH MY GOD I haven’t seen joker burned so badly since they cremated him in Arkham knight.
OK so I never watched the super Mario Bros movie, but I just saw a snippet of the trailer for the second one and Mario sounds so freaking boring with Chris Pratt’s voice coming out of his mouth. I don’t even care about like an Italian accent, he just sounds bland
Also it’s like 2:30 in the morning
