Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
18.07.2025 02:05
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Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
This isn't a dig I love this show so far
i'm only on episode 3 no spoilers
in Star Wars: Skeleton Crew, Jude Law gets into a fight with his ex-girlfriend (an actual owl)
Vivian Wilson on the cover of Teen Vogue, with the headline “Introducing Vivian Wilson”. It’s a close up shot of her looking at the camera in a black suit jacket and blue button down
Teen Vogue presents: Introducing Vivian Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social
In her 2nd-ever interview, the 20-year-old tells @ellayurman.bsky.social about going viral, protecting trans youth, her “pathetic man-child” estranged dad Elon Musk, and more @teenvogue.com
www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
Guys I just came up with a tongue twister
In Baghdad, Dad bagged a baddie. I'm mad glad Daddy bagged a rad Baghdad baddie.
Just now realizing how corny it is that the phoenix in Harry Potter is named Fawkes
Someone abbreviates Marjorie Taylor Greene "MTG"
My brain:
Magic The Gathering
wait no
Machine Tun Gelly
No
Metal Tear Golid
No
*cherubim
like, what a jerk
watched A Complete Unknown... was the goal to make me like Bob Dylan LESS?
The word cockpit is so normalized that we never stop to think about how weird it is that the control room of an airplane is called the cockpit
I don't think most people know this comic was originally animated 🙂
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
High school students in Los Angeles have walked out of class and assembled at city hall to protest ICE deportations.
When I say I'm donating my body to science, this is what I mean
This is what y'all's snow angels look like with the legs divided like that
hank won’t cross post what is, in my opinion, his best tweet, so i’ll just have to do it for him
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they said in 2025 i will say "Heavens to betsy" . I wont be incorporating the phrase "Heavens to betsy" into my posts, not in 2025, not ever
once it has been exported, there is no way to revert a dog back into a nintendog
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
This aged rather poorly.
these days a fellow is oft said to have put his whole pussy into matters he surely only half pussied. quarter pussied, even, for shame. the term is so liberally applied as to have lost itself. reader, give not these callow bachelors such praises for inferior efforts of the cunny
No for real
When I say a want a pretty stable relationship this is what I mean
Relationship goal for 2025 is to be someone's pretty stable boy
