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procrastinating cuz I have to poop

are there still noses up my ass

danggg

genuinely sorry for all my friends that follow this account rn (i will not be upset in the slightest if you unfollow 🙂‍↔️) i’m just currently having too much fun forcing my fans to get in tune with my farting and shitting habits

that last post was and is a banger btw. i came up with that with my own brain

i musta been gassed up by people all night cuz you could’ve mistaken me for some Santa Ana winds this morning

sometimes you need to poop with the lights off

u kno how it goes

Currently gassy

yes I can multitask: playing my tiny violin for myself while becoming 1lb lighter at the same time. guess how (rhetorical question)

two heads are looking at each other on a checkerboard floor ALT: two heads are looking at each other on a checkerboard floor

I ship it 🫸🫷

anyway fast food breakfast cleans me outtttttt these days, but now my insides are cleansed

ik this account (and my main) are being monitored so i’m just gonna turn this into a poop and generally butthole themed account temporarily

only half joking

these undergrads gotta hurry up cuz I gotta poop

some people are way too brave on the Internet lmao

unfortunately though it being on campus, JUST downhill from my building, and a biker, at this time of day increases the likelihood that I do know them but I’m not gonna fear monger myself

ugh a bicycle vs car crash right outside of my building is not what I needed to see today (or ever :/)

Hoping that whoever it is is okay and selfishly I hope it’s not anyone that I know

ooo I like this even more than “good” lol less mental load 🤔

however this doesn’t excuse my behavior and I need to work on that

ykw asked me “how’s it going?” for the actual 5th time today and I slipped up and was passive aggressive Oopsies

In my defense if I respond with “good” every time then u can’t be surprised when I say “the same thing I always say” on the 5th time. I’ve been in lab for 4 hours

Like at least make it less obvious please 🙏🏻

Another anecdote is that their desk is behind mine so whenever we turn around to talk my computer is behind me and they are alwaysssss looking past me (at my screens) and then losing track of what we were talking about and I’m like oh my goddd

Also mad that I can’t really bring it up. Like don’t be fucking weird thanks

A few weeks ago i had the new masters student in my lab take a picture of something that I was holding, but they (very obviously) purposely shifted the camera so my forearm was in frame—which has plenty of self harm scars under my tattoos. And im still annoyed about the boundary crossing

*subposts lmao

ok NOW i am done :-)

a man says " and the lie detector determined that was a lie " in front of a blue background Alt: Maury says " and the lie detector determined that was a lie " in front of a blue background

“none of my supposts are ever about my mutuals”

re: my last post on main

it’s more nuanced than that but I don’t feel like explaining it. the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that zon’t, zon’t