Bae of Fundy

We're all just red shirts in god's enterprise

You can just put soup in a travel mug. Nobody will know.

OH HAPPY DAY
WHEN COFFEE CAME
AND WASHED MY SINS AWAY

Everything I know about tax filing is against my will

Lousy Smarch weather

Love this for him!

"You guys banged on too long about child welfare" legislation

a heck of my own making

PICKLE FOR GOLD!!!

a large pile of snow is against a blue sky . ALT: a large pile of snow is against a blue sky .

Any vehicle is a snow plow if you drive fast enough

a drag queen is holding a microphone and singing hallelu in front of a statue of liberty . ALT: a drag queen is holding a microphone and singing hallelu in front of a statue of liberty .

The thing I wanted more time for tomorrow is rescheduled

Much like Murderbot would like to stay home and watch Sanctuary Moon, I would like to stay home and watch Murderbot

That's exactly the kind I was thinking of too 😂

I just want to cram a whole cake in my face why is that bad for me

an elderly woman is laying on the floor with the words i 've fallen and i can 't get up written above her ALT: an elderly woman is laying on the floor with the words i 've fallen and i can 't get up written above her

The biggest bruise is my pride

We'll see if I'm at the age where I just fell or Had A Fall.

Parking lots are still quite icy. Be careful. Sincerely, someone who just ate it at the Zatzman.

Andy Gilmore

a raccoon

paying $13,000 for a speech about austerity that nobody can remember

vs.

showing up for free, saying services are good, ending on “tax me daddy”

Andy: Spend spend as long as it is for meeeee
the public: dirty looks
Tim: I got you - fuck you nature
the public: the fuck

It's so much easier to use, too. Especially in situations where you're trying not to panic (and possibly failing lol) and have to administer it. My big hope is a generic model becomes available :3

Why did all of my nightmares involve the farmers market?

Brutal

Big day for tow trucks

If you parked a red pick-up in the Dal Queen parking lot your ass is being towed.

Feb 16th is "Do a grouch a favour day" so where are all my favours??