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I think every time the democrats lose an election we should get to choose one mealy-mouthed bland consultant-brained phrase to eliminate from their vocabulary. "this is not who we are" would be top of my list

15.01.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 587 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 3

it's just got a "Bouba" sort of vibe. just look at all those blobby shapes

12.01.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
two gray polygons with several arms. the one on the left has spiky arms and the one on the right has rounded, bubbly arms

two gray polygons with several arms. the one on the left has spiky arms and the one on the right has rounded, bubbly arms

inside you, there are two polygons: their names are Kiki and Bouba, but I'm not sure which is which..

12.01.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Fox News screen with Trump and RFK jr and it says autism announcement

Fox News screen with Trump and RFK jr and it says autism announcement

Shhhh everybody shut up

Autism has an announcement

22.09.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 273 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 17

HEARTBREAKING: The most annoying person in the Zoom call has raised their hand again

18.09.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a suit is carrying a coffin in a crowd of people . Alt: African pall bearers dance as they carry a coffin.
10.09.2025 19:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
sopranos guy, clearly elevated and pointing a gun

sopranos guy, clearly elevated and pointing a gun

go ahead. tell me that, while my resume was impressive, that you ultimately decided to move forward with another candidate

05.09.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the biggest downside to online job applications is that there are fewer opportunities to threaten hiring managers at gunpoint

05.09.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no, fuck off

03.09.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that I've considered starting a podcast is besides the point. we can't let people keep repeating this harmful stereotype

01.09.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we can't just let this kind of behavior continue. stereotypes hurt people

01.09.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

filing a racial discrimination suit against my school because two of my professors assumed I have a podcast

01.09.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
28.08.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

uhhh no that wasn't a typo. I am commanding you to simply attach yourself to a human that appears to be going in a direction of my choosing

28.08.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Elizabeth Warren talk about Trump’s fascism as a distraction last night really broke something in me. Where I used to have this anger at the Democrats for folding to Trump I find myself numb. I don’t know if it’s going to last, but I don’t feel anything about their inaction anymore.

28.08.2025 04:23 πŸ‘ 1495 πŸ” 216 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 22

whenever I need to get somewhere, simply latch onto a larger, faster human that looks to be heading in the direction I want

28.08.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the β€œb” and β€œd” in β€œbackward” are really just there as an example

22.08.2025 17:06 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 4
a hamster water bottle

a hamster water bottle

mounting one of these bad boys next to my desk and filling it with a proprietary mixture of Monster and MTN Dew

22.08.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

due to budget cuts, they're taking away the enrichment from my enclosure

21.08.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mods, peg that guy

21.08.2025 16:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time SAN FRANCISCOβ€”Thumbing back the pistol’s hammer as his dreams for the future were dashed before his eyes, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman reportedly placed a gun to his head Tuesday after a new model of ChatGPT...

im fucking crying

21.08.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Road with orange construction barrels on it and a large variable message sign that says BAN CARS in digital letters.

Road with orange construction barrels on it and a large variable message sign that says BAN CARS in digital letters.

Road with orange construction barrels on it and a large variable message sign that says BAN CARS in digital letters. A silver mustang is parked in the foreground.

Road with orange construction barrels on it and a large variable message sign that says BAN CARS in digital letters. A silver mustang is parked in the foreground.

Someone hacked a variable message sign to say "BAN CARS" on Green Bay Road in Wilmette, IL.

21.08.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 996 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 28
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a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it ALT: a cartoon of a lion with its mouth open and the words let 's gooooo written below it
21.08.2025 05:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you. I'll be alright in the meantime. but thank you πŸ™‚

21.08.2025 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

folks, they're trying to do cracker barrel without the crackers. can you believe it?

21.08.2025 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

agreed!

20.08.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you

20.08.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you, I appreciate it

20.08.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you

20.08.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0