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I just texted my mom and put the phone to my ear waiting for her to respond.
And this was one of the smartest things I did so far this morning.

People I hate while trying to pull into the gas station.

Everybody.

I hate everybody while trying to pull into the gas station.

I just put on perfume to record a podcast.

I either have had too much coffee... or not enough

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Fireside chat with the AllyTalks cats | A11yTalks Join our team for a special look at the evolution of AllyTalks. We're tracing our journey from the early days to where we are now, sharing the major milestones of the last few years and our roadmap…

Morning reminder: A11yTalks premieres today at noon ET!

We’re sharing a quick look at our milestones + 2026 roadmap, then taking questions from “The Oracle of Inclusion” (an AI prompt generator). Hope you can join us.

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Once in awhile you get shone the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

Sometimes in the case of those cars that have the LED lamps, The lights shine so bright in your eyes it doesn’t matter which way you look at it, you’re blind.

its time to harvest the crust from your eyes....

me too

What happens when the last thing you listen to before going to bed is one of your favorite bands?
You dream that AFI is doing a small surprise show at the ale house you frequent. Then you wake up and you’re sad because it was all a lie. And now you have no purpose in your day.

I found $3 in change in the bottom of my purse and my first thought was, "Rad! Now I can buy a battery for my geocaching GPS."
Because the Nerd Life can be dazzling as shit.

Me: Why the hell can I never find a damn lighter?!
*pulls clothes out of the washer, finds 17 lighters, 10 wet receipts, granola bars I forgot about and Jimmy Hoffa

Yesterday I spent 5 min waiting for the cold water to heat up in the shower.

#IAmTheReasonCaliforniaIsInDrought

I am continually amazed that I have grown beings inside my body, and that I am responsible for the care and management of said beings, yet I lose my mug of coffee 291 times a day.

To follow up on my last post, just to be clear.
Under no circumstances do I want to see your rash.

Why?
Why do people think because I’m a nurse I want to see their rash?

Send reinforcements...
Young Stink has been making a long story short for the past ten minutes.

I found a new podcast this month. The title is “It’s a Wonderful Lie”. They read family holiday newsletters & guess what really happened. It was pretty hilarious because those newsletters are always so ridiculously fake. Everyone remembers when Little Tommy was busted for meth Clare!

Going to the zoo today and already know the hippos are going to feel personally relatable. Built for warmth. Emotionally prepared for snacks.

I'm not saying I REALLY need a haircut and a shower, but I just got up, walked across the room, and a paper clip fell out of my hair. OK. PigPen from the Peanuts gang.
Oh, I'm not shaming me, it’s just upkeep and grooming hasn't really been on my radar.

It's hard to feel like a grownup when my legs aren't long enough to have my feet reach the floor when I sit at the supper table...

Christmas snacks hit like a full-time job.

I have another meal scheduled in 30 minutes and my stomach is asking for a union break.

I always thought the saying was 'Tis the season to be jolly'.

It's not. According to my experience this morning, the saying is 'Tis the season to be an asshole in the hardware store parking lot'.

Good fences make good neighbors.
So does owning a leaf blower and understanding it is not a musical instrument to be used on a Sunday morning

I just cleaned out my refrigerator. I'm surprised that I came out of it alive, but more amazed that no one is standing here giving me an award or booze.
Cause I totally deserve both.

I "secured a friend for life" by being nice to someone who was both mean and an idiot.
I have regrets about my day.

I'm here to wrap presents and drink greyhounds... and I'm all out of presents.

Are you a #Drupal community member and have hobbies outside of Drupal? Really? 😛

Is one of those hobbies some type of crafting? 🎨✂️ If so, the Community Working Group is looking for someone to craft this year's Aaron Winborn Award… 🏆

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I typed "I love Christmas music", but it autocorrected to "Christmas mucus" which is pretty right on for the current state of all the things.
Maybe my phone is still on the pandemic autocorrect option...