Maybe: Sara

I just said, “why am I carrying this still?” and this is the new title of my memoir

I love that Coach Drink ends every on-field interview with “MIZ” 😍

Not a huge fan of supporting the wrecking of the environment to use google’s AI to give me info I used to be able to get on my own in 3 clicks.

Hermit girl autumn

People who put their car in park in a drive through - why???

Yes my politics are radical I care about people even if I haven't met them personally

Your boss is gonna ask if your WiFi works from the fallout shelter

Earlier today ICE agents hit someone with a car and tear gassed a neighborhood, sparking several fires and disrupting businesses.

Immigrants, by contrast, did not.

Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.

This part. This is the thing keeping me sane-adjacent re: the Elon bullshit.

Tell 2014 me that I’d prefer both hotels over Airbnbs and cabs over Ubers and I’d laugh in your face.

And yet

Yes. If I’m in the aisle seat, you can guarantee I’m looking right through you and out your window. Deal with it.

Remember when the internet was used for Rick Rolling people? Now it’s used for dismantling democracy and I don’t care for it one bit.

Can we get one day without horrors? No?

A neck massage so deep my head pops off

Bumper sticker on the car in front of me says “socialists and progressives want unarmed peasants”.

These fucks really have no idea that liberals have guns.

If you don’t feel good when you’re spending time with someone, you can just… stop spending time with them. “What if I don’t find other friends?” That’s fine. It’s better than being treated like shit. 💯

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I think about this place in Astoria way more often than is healthy

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Um because I too have to live in this generation? Because we all do? “Fuck it, they’ll figure it out in 50 years” is not how I’d like to live the rest of my life on this mortal coil.

Instead of stores sending me coupons for my birthday, the electric company should give me a discount

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

🎵 FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME,
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME 🎶

I cackled

$100,000

More Americans are financing groceries with buy now, pay later loans — and more are paying those bills late, survey says Consumers are using buy now, pay later plans to pay for essentials such as groceries, as concerns around the economy grow.

The oligarchy in this country is about to find out what happens when you have a huge underclass with nothing to eat and nothing to lose.

www.cnbc.com/2025/04/26/a...

Think roger would be too busy agreeing with the owner about foreign crisis actors

Same plus CrossFits 😂

How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask hallucinating chatbot everything"?