elise.

i know they say sex sells but this is a couple steps past that

i lied. i did actually buy it at launch. i couldn't resist.

hearing about this new xbox project helix.

he lix box. i assume dj khaled is not going to be doing a collab then?

bet. i doubt i'll get it at release, but i'm sure i will be treating myself to it at some point.

if only so i can go traipsing around the uesc marathon for old times' sake.

imagine my disappointment when i found out it did indeed have the sauce

*at a job interview* "three words that best describe myself? platitudinous, vicissitudinous, stupiditudinous."

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

wherever there are asu frat parties, there also is skaen. the secrets of eora have been unlocked.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

in my wizard era*

*looking at scans of alchemical treatises and not understanding a damn thing

it's so C I N E M A T I C

screenshot of avowed of a black-haired elf woman, clad in an earthy colored gambeson, stands amid the ruins of an ancient culture. light filters in from the ceiling and particles float around a tree that has managed to grow inside. the scene evokes a sense of awe and reverence.

didn't really plan on sharing any more of my avowed screenshots but i was just too damn proud of this one.

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pro tip: don't run apologia for child murder! it stains your soul! you're an idiot!

the production quality of the lotr trilogy is so high that i just sort of picture the anglo-saxons looking exactly like rohan now.

seriously gotta wonder how much it'd take to rouse the ghost of robespierre. considering how embarrassing our society is, almost definitely never.

*at a job interview* "three words that best describe myself? platitudinous, vicissitudinous, stupiditudinous."

seriously gotta wonder how much it'd take to rouse the ghost of robespierre. considering how embarrassing our society is, almost definitely never.

the production quality of the lotr trilogy is so high that i just sort of picture the anglo-saxons looking exactly like rohan now.

fucking hell, man

for real. who are you trying to impress, house? i already live in you!

starting a movement for all future games to include an Italian Mode*

*a dedicated button you press to make your character yell "Madonn!"

i say this while outlining a novel i hope to god i can finish a draft of. but my track record is not great.

really need more fantasy and sci fi that borrows heavily from the weirdest bits of hermeticism. like alchemy and astrology will always have that link, but i'm out here begging for characters who reach the ninth sphere or whatever other kind of suprarational nuggets you like.

was reminded today that driving over the aurora bridge is one of the worst experiences a human being can have

A doodle titled “yeah I love the writing process” and showing four different scenes. A figure hunched over a piece of paper, another hunched ferally over a laptop, a third making a “werk queen” face at a keyboard, and a fourth dissociating in their chair.

Back at it again in the mines

hoping he keels over dead in the middle of his address tonight. just full on soul leaving body in real time on live television. it would warm my heart.

many are saying. what can be better than a freshly baked loaf? not many things.

bread